Today is February 29th. Every 4 years some genius figured that they should add a day to the calender. Why i do not know. I do Know that they did not live in the northeast or work.
Why would you add a day to the most God forsaken month of the year. Valentines day, presidents day. Black history month. Haven’t we jammed enough crap into this month?
If we are going to add a day to a year every once in awhile, Why not add July 32nd. I am for that. While we are at it, let’s make it a Saturday. so when Friday comes, we get out of work and we have a 3 day weekend. a free day. it is warm and not 18 degrees out like it is today. Think about what we could do with an extra day in our lives. A freebie, a throw in.
” If you were born on this day 40 years ago, You are now 10″ You cannot buy beer till you are 84.
More on this day in 4 years. Hillary will be running for her 2nd term. NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
It is funny what people think in their head? This has been bothering me for awhile. I hear from people too much, things like is that all you do all day? make up blogs and send emails.
What makes them think that. I almost always do my emails and my blog on my time. very occasionally I might have a thought and have to put it down, but usually i write the stuff at home or take 30 seconds and cut and paste a joke. How could i have built a multi million dollar business sitting around all day sending out emails? HMMM maybe someone else built the business? maybe fairies and pixies come in the office and do all my work and talk to all my customers and everything else I do.
Monty on emails. I read them and if I like them and think that they might just bring one smile to one persons life, I have two folders one, marked guy’s and one marked chicks. One click of a keyboard and they are off. Wow a click that would be like one second. Also before work in most cases or after like in a few minutes. This is the type of stuff that keeps people together. I would think a lot more time is wasted by people surfing the net for left handed, red headed hermaphrodites, who like pizza than I spend pushing my “guys” folder/button.
Talk about wasting time, thank God I do not work in corporate America, and spend my day in meetings.
Anyway, i have some work to do, everyone else has gone home.
5:04 ( that took me all of 4 minutes out of my day. People who bring the paper in to take a SHIT take more than 4 minutes.
I just cannot take it anymore. I know we have ALL seen it, but today I had to write about it.
OK…I am on my way to work ( 7:40 after the gym of course) How do you think that I keep this perfect body. Oh ya I am driving in the slow lane at 80 keeping up with traffic. I look to my left and this woman flies by me going at least 95 ( I swear I would not lie to you)
That is not bad enough, but she is applying eyeliner and has her ass off the seat and her neck stuck out like a giraffe looking in the rear view mirror. Are you serious lady? are you a moron? of course you are. She is going to kill somebody. Why?? because she wants to look good for the mail boy at work. Geez louise.
I continue to watch her as she speeds away into the horizon at break neck speed. In the meantime, she swerves, hammers the breaks constantly, and rides off and on the rumble strip. But I am sure she looks good when she gets out.
And another thing. I was going to save this for another day, BUT, why are 50% of the woman driving cars on the phone. You think I am exaggerating right? wrong. Check it out. I did another infromal pole after the crazy lady drove away and checked out the talkers. It was more like 7 out of ten. Who is talking to who at 7:45 in the AM. I will definitely have more on this cell phone abuse later. For now, at least I am safe at work. More than I can say for the other drivers still on the road.
Side note: The other day I was talking to my friend. He says My daughter totaled the Jeep. I asked if they were alright and thank God they were. My next question was how did it happen? He says that her and her sister were leaning over while driving drying their hair on the cars vents. They leaned too far and put the car in park while driving down the road.
Be careful out there! ” just because you leave the house in the morning, does not mean you are coming home”
I might be a little late on this, but here it is anyway.
Application for Permission to Date My Daughter APPLICATION FOR PERMISSION TO DATE MY DAUGHTER
NOTE: This application will be incomplete and rejected unless accompanied by a complete financial statement, job history, lineage, and current medical report from your doctor.
NAME_____________________________________ DATE OF BIRTH_____________
SOCIAL SECURITY #_________________ DRIVERS LICENSE #________________
BOY SCOUT RANK AND BADGES__________________________________________
HOME ADDRESS_______________________ CITY/STATE___________ ZIP______
Do you have parents? ___Yes ___No
Is one male and the other female? ___Yes ___No
If No, explain: _____________________________________________________________
_____________________________________________________________________
Number of years they have been married ______________________________
If less than your age, explain
_______ _____________________________________________________________
D. A pickup wit h a mattress in the back? __Yes __No
E. A tattoo? __Yes __No
F. Do you have an earring, nose ring, __Yes __No
pierced tongue, pierced cheek or a belly button ring?
(IF YOU ANSWERED ‘YES’ TO ANY OF THE ABOVE, DISCONTINUE APPLICATION
AND LEAVE PREMISES IMMEDIATELY. I SUGGEST RUNNING.)
ESSAY SECTION:
In 50 words or less, what does ‘LATE’ mean to you?
F. What is the current going rate of a hotel room? __________________
I SWEAR THAT ALL INFORMATION SUPPLIED ABOVE IS TRUE AND CORRECT TO
THE BEST OF MY KNOWLEDGE UNDER PENALTY OF DEATH, DISMEMBERMENT,
NATIVE AMERICAN ANT TORTURE, CRUCIFIXION, ELECTROCUTION, CHINESE
WATER TORTURE, RED HOT POKERS, AND HILLARY CLINTON KISS TORTURE.
_________________________________________________________
Applicant’s Signature (that means sign your name, moron!)
_______________________________ & nbsp; ________________________________
Pastor/Priest/Rabbi State Representative/Congressman
Thank you for your interest, and it had better be genuine and non-sexual.
Please allow four to six years for processing.
You will be contacted in writing if you are approved. Please do not try to call or write (since you probably can’t, and it would cause you injury). If your application is rejected, you will be notified by two gentleman wearing white ties carrying violin cases. (you might watch your back)
To prepare yourself, start studying Daddy’s Rules for Dating. Continue reading →
I like to look at things people do that do not make sense and try to make sense of them. I really do try, but some stuff I just cannot figure, like jogging during a snowstorm.
Here is the scenerio. It is snowing, the cars cannot stop. they are skidding all over. Ten ton plows are trying to keep up with the snow. There are sanders ans salters. Everybody just wants to get home, except for that one idiot.
The jogger who thinks it makes sense to go jogging in the snow. WHY NOT? they do it in a driving rainstorm too. The moron.
It is not like they need to. These people do not look like me, they are generally some starved skinny OCD nutcase that is small enough to run between the flakes.
Have you ever seen these two in the same room together. i don’t think so.
Mike asked to be part of the Monty Minute. I had to oblige. If you want your picture in the minute, please be sure to send a good one to my email address.
Mike aways said that his three favorite glen’s are in this order Glenlivet, Glenfidich and GlenMonty.
I have been pissed off about this for years. I am so sick and tired of people always saying that someone is soooo nice, because they are quiet.
How many times have you heard he is such a nice guy. ” he is so quiet” or she is so nice and she is quiet.
Whatever!!!
so, if you are not quiet, are you a jerk? Have you heard this? He is loud and obnoxious? “what a jerk, she never stops talking” ” He is annoying, he has an opinion about everything”
Well just maybe, the quiet person is quiet because they have nothing to say or nothing to offer. They let someone else do all the talking. If you had 10 quiet people in a room, would you have a party? no. You would just have quiet.
Do not get me wrong, this loquacious, dogmatic, ebullient, chatty and effusive blogger has lots of quiet friends and they are fine, but they are not nice because they are quiet. They are what they are.
do you know what quiet people are? I think most of them are mass murderers. Watch, the next time there is a TV report about a murder, they will go to the neighbors of the guy that just chopped the head off of two coeds and the neighbors will all say the same thing.
” I DO NOT GET IT, HE WAS SUCH A NICE GUY, HE WAS SO QUIET” That is because he was scheming to be a mass murderer.
So, the next time you see someone that talks a lot, tell them they are nice too.
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Are you people right in the head? Are you serious. What is with this sushi craze. When I was a kid, we had all these ingredients. But, no one was stupid enough to put them together and pay big bucks to eat it.
It is raw fish Dude! Why would you eat it?
OK let me get this right. you take a piece of raw fish, you disguise it amongst a few slivers of veggies, then you coat it in starchy minute rice and roll it up in some seaweed. do I have it right so far? OK then you dip it in a soy sauce? ( you know the stuff that was on the table at the Chinese restaurant and nobody EVER used). Ok I am almost with you so far, but then you pay for it like it is caviar ( oops wrong reference— raw fish eggs)
WHY? I do not get it. if you eat that, then you would have to definitely like tripe, rocky mountain oysters, or maybe fish eyes.
I know, ” try it you will like it” believe me I have. I will stick with a slice of pizza ..Thank you.
Q: Hear about the new sushi bar that caters exclusively to lawyers?
Since they were born Kris and her two sisters jen ( LA LA ) and Meaghan have been like my own kids. Kris and La La are coming for a visit today. As long as we do not let Kris hold the camera, we should be ok.
It is also jr’s 21st birthday today. happy Birthday Craiger.
The Adirondak kids left on Presidents day. We had a great time. They took a stretch limo into Boston and partied it up till the wee hours on Lansdowne Street, Ate pizza from little Stevies @ 2:00 AM. Passed out fraternity style at the Monty house and got up and did it again on Sunday. We went in to Quincy market ( Bri-guy thought it was in Quincy) We straightened his country ass out on that one. We walked all over the North End and had dinner in Limoncello after not wanting to wait for hours for pizza at Regina’s. we took the boat home back to quincy. For 12 bucks, that is worth it.
The next day we watched a couple of movies and endless hours of reality TV. Jen is now a big fan of Big brother.
Just a word about speed bumps, or I guess two. They suck
Why do we need them. I swore I would never live someplace that have them. I have one at my office and I dread going over it all the time. There is no good way to go over it. If you go at the prevailing speed, you whack your head on the roof of your car and screw up the front end of your car.
Too slow and it just takes longer to whack your head and feel the bump. By the way, if you are one of the slow pokes that tries to glide over and holds up traffic? I have two letters for you. F and U . Speed it up and get it over with. like anything you do not want to do, do it fast and get it over with.
This is a staple of mine, The restaurant is in an old mill building made of all stone on the edge of the quarries. It is right on the Weymouth/ Hingham line. How appropriate, because it has the elegance of Hingham with the big beautiful palladium windows overlooking the water filled quarry, which is drenched in ambient light at night, but, it has the menu more of the style of a Weymouth restaurant. Big portions and reasonably priced.
To me, it’s one of the most consistent restaurants, as far as, quality and price are concerned; and, they fill the wine glass to the brim…none of this big glass, half full shit.
J Trahan (Hanover Ma)
I would suggest starting with the shrimp cocktail ( more like lobster tails) then the steak. Everything looks good, but I tend to go with what I know and like. Onions rings are key as a starter too.
It is busy, so get there early and have a drink or two at the horseshoe style bar.
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