Olympics

It has been four days now, and i am already bored to tears. Like the winter Olympics and their endless torturous hours of figure skating, now we get another made for woman marathon of gymnastics.

Who gives a shit about these little robots that have been weened since birth to bend like licorice, and to twist like chubby checker. Why do the Chinese look like starved dwarfs, and the USA chicks look like they have been on roids for years. Check the thighs on these pre teens. They have schnecks too. There is someting wong with their manufactured bodies.

I turned it on the other night, and I got beach volleyball with cheerleaders in bikinis. Come on now. That is just bullshit.

There are other stupid sports that are ruining the integrity of the olympics. I am all set with:

archery

Badmitton ( last night they said they will go through 725 cases of cocks) As Joe said to me this morning, ” that’s a lot of cocks”

canoing

handball

softball

ping pong

One last thing that is a joke and a bore is the Basketball. we send over a pile of multi millionaires to play Angola and tansinia. My guess is that maybe we will win. What do you think. Do the players get to bring their posse’s?? Do they have good prices on Bling over there in China. They can load up on MR “T” jewelry.

What I do like about the olympics, is the old school stuff. I like:

Boxing

running ( lots of running. The other countries actually have white people competing against the black guys and girls. That is just stupid). How do those 100 yard dash guys run in those Lycra suits with that giant package bobbin around in front. that would be like a gymnast twisting around with double DD’S. If they have a photo finish, their prick will pass the line 1 second before they do.

jumping

swimming ( not synchronized either) That Phelps guy is a freak. He is awesome. Have you seen the underwater camera views on him? He is like a freakin fish. I would like to see him rack up the medals.

Well enjoy the endless show while it lasts. It is just one big money making event, for the countries, the television people and the millions of others who are associated with the sports. Take it for what it is. It is anything but an amateur event with people playing for pride and prowess.

Monty