salad and woman

Riddle me this “Batman”

Sometimes you have to ask why?

Some things do not make sense.

sometimes 2+2 do not make four.

Ya say ” Monty stop rambling and get to the point”

Here is what I can not figure out.

If every time I go out to eat with a woman or a group of woman, or I look over at the next table and there is a bunch of woman eating, why is it that they are ALWAYS eating a salad?

They do!!!    watch when you go out next time.

The part I do not understand is how come there are so many fat woman if all they do is eat salad?  If I ate salad all the time I would be skinny. I do not, I eat a lot of crap and I am pleasantly plump.

So what happens. Let me tell you what I think happens. They eat salad in front of the other woman, because it is the right thing to do. They do not order the meatloaf with gravy and a side of fries, because they do not want the other woman to talk about them, so they get in line and they all order salad.

They leave the restaurant and get in their cars, hit the glove box for the kit kat stash, then they pull into the Burger King and order a #3  ( biggie size) wipe the crumbs off their shirt, destroy the evidence ( BK bags) and go home to cook dinner.

Woman who look like this do not live on salad, BUT I can bet you dimes to doughnuts, that when they go out to eat with their girlfriends, they order a salad.

Am I alone on an island here, or do you agree.

Monty

( it is OK to post a comment, like hey monty, maybe you should try a few salads yourself)  BUT I already know that.