Handicap Parking

Before you get all PC on me and huffy that I am shitting on the handicap, hear me out. I do not have to vote for Obama to be a caring and sensitive human being. Really I am. Unlike my wife, I even break for animals.

here is my problem. This has been bugging me for awhile.

Why do we need sooooo many handicap spots?

No one is ever in them, and the only ones that are parked there, are usually the frauds. You have seen them as well as I have. The frauds. they pull up with the decal. or the plate and park in front row of the Home Depot( like they were Tony Stewart on the pole at daytona)  and walk in, like there is nothing wrong.

Put that aside. my real problem is the number of spots. Just how many do you need. There are way too many for the number of handicapped drivers. Who came up with the formula. is it like 10% of the total? If you have 3 spots , does one have to be handicapped?

It is like saving a space. Isn’t it enough, that the handicapped and their whole family get to go to the front of the lines at Disney? That pisses me off.

Is being fat a disability? I hope so, I want one of those coveted spots.

I think you should have them, but Jesus Christ do we need 12 of them at the stop & Shop, or the Home depot?

Now they have spots for moms with kids and expectant moms. Do you think fat chicks can pass for expectant moms?

I think we need to cut the spaces in half, or have them in the back and have a valet that shuttles them up to the store. if you were a fraud, they would be on to you.

I do hate people that park in front of the cut outs in the side walk. That is just ignorant. suppose you are in a wheelchair and you get to the crosswalk and you have a car in your way. Your screwed. You cant walk around. I suppose the only thing you could do is key the car, and get some help. either way that sucks.

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