Just wondering?

When did all this Purell sanitization shit start?
We never had this stuff, and we never got sick before either.
I am not going to lie to you, I do not do it.
I do wash my hands after i go to the bathroom and when i wake up and when i go to bed, but that is it.

I do not get these OCD freaks.
I went away the other day, and my friend goes in his room at the marriot and spends 30 minutes desanitizing the room with purell. He sprays the bed and the door knob, and the switch on the light and the phone and the tv and the clock and anything else you can conceivably think of. I think he is whacked.
So I called him today and they told me he was not at work, but home sick. Go figure!!!

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Have you ever wondered if the one dollar bills
in your wallet were ever in a stripper’s butt crack?
If not, you’re wondering now. Have a nice day ..

So folks, always remember to wash your hands after handling money.