Entries from October 2009 ↓

Somebody help me !

I am about to kill someone, or drive over a bridge. If I hear that radio commercial one more fucking time I am going to shoot somebody.

You know what I am talking about.

That song sung by a bunch of kids….!-800 Kars for Kids donate your car today.

Over and over and over i hear it. It will not go away. I (hear it in the car and on the boat and in the office and when my alarm goes off at 5:00AM in the morning.
I am going to break. I can’t take it any more.

These assholes at Kars for Kids have the advertising budget of Geico, and they have that same commercial. I would almost rather hear that squeeky voiced BOB sell furniture , than that stupid jingle for the Kars for Kids.

HELP IS it just me? Have you heard it? Do you feel the same way????

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Since I wrote this blog two years ago, the legend has grown. Yellow man has a facebook page ” I’ve encountered red man or yellow man in the norwell/hanover ma area”

Check out the page

I have lived in Hanover for over 20 years. Hanover is known for a lot of things,But one thing stands out more than others, and that is that it is the home of yellow Man.

This guy dresses in Yellow, his hair is yellow and his house is yellow. To say that he is whacked out would be kind. He walks the streets and he yells at cars and he is as eccentric as you can get.

Not to be out done, we now have Red Man in Hanover. I still believe that Red Man is from Rockland, but he walks so far and to so many places, it is hard to pin him down. You see him every where. He looks like a walking blood clot. The only difference is that he does not have a ” Red House’ on  route 53.

Back to Yellow man. He is famous, and has his own youtube. You owe it to yourself to watch Hanovers most famous citizen.

See I was not shitting you. I am going to stop and take a picture of red man next time i drive by the man. maybe we can get his story too!

CHECK OUT THIS PHOTO GALLERY

“I TAWT I TAW A PU …. A PUT….

OH I DON’T KNOW WAT DA FUT I TAW !!! “

Somebody asked me today if I was interested in staying at a bed and breakfast.

My answer is NO!!!  Are you shitting me. Stay in someone’s house with a shared bathroom and some annoying owner who can’t stop talking about themselves and the area they live in.

Most of these people lost their jobs, or could not hack it in corporate America, so they think it will be cool to buy and old house in some cheeky little seaside town where they can rent out rooms to strangers

Forget about it. Give me the marriot with my own bathroom and my own high def TV and a front desk, and a pool and a workout room and most of all some anonymity.

Save me from the wafer thin walls and squeeky beds and breakfast with some strange family.  I am out.

Marriot hotel and resort

Bed & Breakfast

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Some say my blog is full of smut and tasteless jokes. For that I am deeply sorry to anyone i have offended therefore I offer this apology:

Over the past few months I have forwarded some inappropriate pictures and jokes
to friends who I thought shared the same sense of humor.

Unfortunately this wasn’t the case and I seem to have upset quite
a few people who have accused me of being sexist and shallow..

If you were one of these people, please accept my sincerest apologies.

From now on I will only post or send e-mail with a cultural or
educational content such as old monuments, nature and other interesting topics.

Below is a picture of the Pont Neuf Bridge in Paris .  It is the oldest bridge
In Paris and took 26 years to build  It was completed in 1604..

bridge picture

A man was lying in bed with his new girlfriend. After having great sex, she spent the next hour just rubbing his testicles — something she seemed to love to do.

As he was enjoying it, he turned and asked her, “Why do you love doing that?”

“Because,” she replied, “I miss mine.”

Kind of brings a tear to your eye, doesn’t it??

“Inside every older person is a younger person
wondering what the fuck happened.”

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34 sea ray 340 sundancer

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