Casual day means jeans. First of all lets get this straight. They are DUNGAREES !!!
The only reason I am not calling them dungarees is that the same people who cannot name the four Beatles will not know what I am talking about.
That is right 98.5% of ALL people under 35 cannot name the four Beatles. I promise you. Ask one of them. Any of them.
Back to “jeans”
I can promise you that in 100% of the time people will wear jeans on casual day instead of say kackies or something comfortable.
The thing that kills me is that when you ask them ( woman) why they are wearing jeans, they say because they are comfortable. This cannot be true. Almost any other pant I can think of is more comfortable than jeans. Think about it? and when it comes to woman, HELL!!! they cannot even get in them most of the time. I swear they are spray painted on. So comfort is not the right answer. They were made for working on the farm.
Which brings me to woman’s thongs. Hmmm they despise panties ( mom panties) because they crawl up their butt. So they wear a thong that is meant to be stuck up their butt. Hmm! does this make sense to ANYBODY??
And woman always say to men. You just do not understand me… No Shit!!
I do not really care. I will watch to see if I hit a square.
I am rooting for new orleans.
I am tired of the Colts and the Manning’s.
Peyton is better than Brady.
All the teams in the playoffs were better than the Pats. They all had more dynamic skill players.
I am glad the Jets lost.
I am even happier that the second biggest choker in football choked it up in the end the way i said he would. If it were not for drew Bledsoe, Brett favre would be the biggest gagger of all time, but we all know no one will ever touch Drew in that category. He would fall down at the site of an on rushing lineman. Or heave it in the air. What a pussy!
Obama is the shepherd I did not want.
He leadeth me beside the still factories.
He restoreth my faith in the Republican party.
He guideth me in the path of unemployment for his party’s sake.
Yea, though I walk through the valley of the bread line,
I shall fear no hunger, for his bailouts are with me.
He has anointed my income with taxes,
My expenses runneth over.
Surely, poverty and hard living will follow me all the days of my life,
And I will live in a mortgaged home forever.
I am glad I am American,
I am glad that I am free..
But I wish I was a dog …..
And Obama was a tree.
Is it a chick thing? I think so. Woman love it for some reason. I have to be honest I have never liked walking on the beach.
You can’t get any footing, and you are always at an angle. The sand is hot and people are always laughing when you go by. That reminds me of that Irishman joke.
An Irishman was in the South of France and could not understand why Pierre had attracted so many girls on the beach and he had attracted no one. So he asked Pierre, “How do you manage to attract all the girls and I attract no one?”
Pierre said, “Take a potato and tuck it in your swimming costume, it drives the women wild.”
So the Irishman stuffed a potato in his costume and paraded up and down the beach. After a great many hours, however, he still failed to arouse a woman.
So the Irishman went to see Pierre again and said, “I’ve tried it Pierre, it doesn’t work!”
Pierre took one look at the Irishman and said, “You might try putting the potato in the front of your bathing suit!”
Another thing is that woman always want to hold hands. Why?
I do not mind walking on a boardwalk, or a wall. Anything with some footing, but walking in sand sucks. It always seems like when you are walking you get a rouge wave that fills your shoes with water and sand.
Just leave me on the lounge chair with an umbrella and a frozen drink next time and let me know how it was.
on the evening of Sept. 4, 1995, Hurricane Luis slammed into the island with 140 mph winds that gusted up to 165. As the storm abated in the early morning hours of Sept. 6, the shell-shocked islanders emerged from their shelters to face utter devastation. Many houses had been demolished, resorts were leveled, some 95 percent of the boats around the island had been sunk or run aground and every scrap of vegetation was stripped away.
The beautiful course at Mullet bay was ruined and remains that way today. legal battles with the country, the owner and the condo owners have never seemed to be settled.
The result is that while the island is bustling, with construction going on everywhere and visitor arrivals at record highs, almost 10 years later Mullet Bay Resort and Casino still lies in ruins.
Except for the golf course. That remains open because of an arrangement with the government that the course would always been kept open. (It is the only golf course on the prosperous island that has a population of 216,500.)
As bad as the golf course is, the locals that run the place are charming and delightful to talk to. Give it a try, but do not expect much. The layout is very nice. Be ready to bring or buy extra balls from the locals, as the course as lots of water on it.
If it is backed up on the 15th hole, strip down to your undies and jump in the perfect water at Mullet bay ( we did ).
I cannot believe it. I just cannot believe that it happened.
A republican Senator in Massachusetts. OMG!!!
A two party state? Go figure…
I have spent over 30 years voting in this State, and my vote has never ever counted till yesterday.
Finally the people have spoken. The Democrat lemmings reached a tipping point and have spoken. It even moves me to look at all politicians even Democrats and pick the right thing to do.
The people of the commonwealth of Massachusetts have sent a message to Washington and the country that they want Change, and it is not the change that Obama has been spewing.
This is truly amazing, I cannot put it in words. I never ever thought that I would see the people of Massachusetts vote for a republican. Even Ted kennedy’s town voted for Scott Brown.
I am not even a big Scott brown fan, but I cannot tell you how happy I am to finnaly have a non hack democrat looking out for us in the Senate.
Parting thought- Who screwed this up more? Coakley or Obama? They should both be licking their wounds today. All you ever had to do is not screw up and you won in this state for the last 50 years.
Yes, it’s that magical time of year again when the Darwin Awards are bestowed, honoring the least evolved among us.
Here is the glorious winner: 1. When his 38 caliber revolver failed to fire at his intended victim during a hold-up in Long Beach, California would-be robber James Elliot did something that can only inspire wonder. He peered down the barrel and tried the trigger again. This time it worked.
And now, the honorable mentions:
2. The chef at a hotel in Switzerland lost a finger in a meat cutting machine and after a little shopping around, submitted a claim to his insurance company. The company expecting negligence sent out one of its men to have a look for himself. He tried the machine and he also lost a finger. The chef’s claim was approved.
3. A man who shoveled snow for an hour to clear a space for his car during a blizzard in Chicago returned with his vehicle to find a woman had taken the space. Understandably, he shot her.
4. After stopping for drinks at an illegal bar, a Zimbabwean bus driver found that the 20 mental patients he was supposed to be transporting from Harare to Bulawayo had escaped… Not wanting to admit his incompetence, the driver went to a nearby bus stop and offered everyone waiting there a free ride. He then delivered the passengers to the mental hospital, telling the staff that the patients were very excitable and prone to bizarre fantasies.. The deception wasn’t discovered for 3 days. 5.. An American teenager was in the hospital recovering from serious head wounds received from an oncoming train. When asked how he received the injuries, the lad told police that he was simply trying to see how close he could get his head to a moving train before he was hit.
6. A man walked into a Louisiana Circle-K, put a $20 bill on the counter, and asked for change. When the clerk opened the cash drawer, the man pulled a gun and asked for all the cash in the register, which the clerk promptly provided. The man took the cash from the clerk and fled, leaving the $20 bill on the counter. The total amount of cash he got from the drawer… $15. [If someone points a gun at you and gives you money, is a crime committed?]
7. Seems an Arkansas guy wanted some beer pretty badly.. He decided that he’d just throw a cinder block through a liquor store window, grab some booze, and run. So he lifted the cinder block and heaved it over his head at the window. The cinder block bounced back and hit the would-be thief on the head, knocking him unconscious. The liquor store window was made of Plexiglas. The whole event was caught on videotape. 8. As a female shopper exited a New York convenience store, a man grabbed her purse and ran. The clerk called 911 immediately, and the woman was able to give them a detailed description of the snatcher. Within minutes, the police apprehended the snatcher. They put him in the car and drove back to the store. The thief was then taken out of the car and told to stand there for a positive ID. To which he replied, “Yes, officer, that’s her. That’s the lady I stole the purse from.” 9.. The Ann Arbor News crime column reported that a man walked into a Burger King in Ypsilanti , Michigan at 5 A.M., flashed a gun, and demanded cash. The clerk turned him down because he said he couldn’t open the cash register without a food order. When the man ordered onion rings, the clerk said they weren’t available for breakfast. The man, frustrated, walked away. [*A 5-STAR STUPIDITY AWARD WINNER] 10. When a man attempted to siphon gasoline from a motor home parked on a Seattle street, he got much more than he bargained for. Police arrived at the scene to find a very sick man curled up next to a motor home near spilled sewage. A police spokesman said that the man admitted to trying to steal gasoline, but he plugged his siphon hose into the motor home’s sewage tank by mistake. The owner of the vehicle declined to press charges saying that it was the best laugh he’d ever had.
She told him that her husband had developed a penchant for anal sex, and she was not sure that it was such a good idea.
‘Do you enjoy it?’ The doctor asked. ‘Actually, yes, I do. ”Does it hurt you?’ he asked. ‘No. I rather like it.’ ‘Well, then,’ the doctor continued, ‘there’s no reason that you shouldn’t practice anal sex, if that’s what you like, so long as you take care not to get pregnant.’
The woman was mystified. ‘What? You can get pregnant from anal sex?’ ‘Of course, ‘ the doctor replied. ‘Where do you think people like Nancy Pelosi come from.’
My vote is in. I will not be around next Tuesday, so I went to town hall and voted for Scott brown for Us Senate in Massachusetts. with an absentee ballot
I feel so good about this. I am starting to get the feeling that the Democrats are sleeping and he might have a chance.
If you are thinking about voting for Brown, get out Tuesday and do it.
It is not only a vote for the best candidate, but a HUGE vote for less taxes, and a vote against national healthcare.
I would giggle my ass off, if a Democrat did not win this election from this left wing screwball state.
All you have to do is put a (D) next to your name and the lemmings vote for you.
They are a Phenom of the 2000’s. They have sprung up every where, in every town. In my town there are three now. They were set up to get around zoning laws. The loophole in the state has allowed them to flourish. You can put more housing units in a smaller area.
This makes the developer richer.
What is the problem then?
It is simple. Ask yourself what is the market? it is only for people over 55. Hmm!! that cuts your market down to about 20%. Now go figure, that most of this market is headed off for God’s waiting rooms in Arizona and Florida and you cut your market for resale back to like 5%.
How would you like to resell your place and have only 5% of the people eligible.
The other thing is that people want to buy new, and most of these are new. Great! You buy new construction and you go to resell and (80% of the 5% want new). Now your resale market is a fraction of a percent.
So Just when you want to pack up from the cold weather and move your own old butt to one of God’s waiting rooms in the south, you are stuck with a unit that no one wants.
Just buy a condo, that lets you sell to anyone, and you can have your kids stay with you without resriction. We all know that eventually most kids come back home.
I am passing this on to you because it definitely works, and we could all use a
little more calmness in our lives. By following simple advice heard on the Dr.
Phil show, you too can find inner peace. Dr Phil proclaimed, “The way to achieve
inner peace is to finish all the things you have started and have never
finished.”
So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn’t
finished, and before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of
White Zinfandel, a bottle of Bailey’s Irish Cream, a package of Oreos, the
remainder of my old Prozac prescription, the rest of the cheesecake, some
Doritos, and a box of chocolates..
You have no idea how freaking good I feel right now.
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