Can a guy who is not gay have a girl or a woman for a friend? A best friend?
I asked 5 guys and when pressed they all told me no. That even though they were friends, they still wanted to bang her. Interesting.
When I asked woman, they all said that they could be friends without thinking about sex.
As a matter of fact they all said hey Monty, your my friend and the thought of sex never ever crossed my mind. Even for a million dollars it would not cross my mind. I would sooner pull my finger nails out, or get eaten by a lion. I say alright i get it.
If you a re a guy and you have a woman best friend, you are GAY. I did not say it is right, and I did not make it up, it is just the results of an extensive polling process.
I love and hate to read resume’s. They make me laugh and they make me sick at the same time.
They always start out with some statement that is cut and pasted.
Like: Utilize my skills to reach total enrichment of company goals blah blah blah
Just say I am broke and I need a job. I have a house, a wife and kids and I am desperate. I will sell, answer the phones, Hell I will clean the restroom.
Now you will be getting somewhere and you will be noticed.
If you are looking for a salesjob, well start selling yourself.
I love the resume’s where the person looks so good, they could do your job in half a day. Then you look and they have had 12 jobs in 9 years. Suspicious? I think so. This person is a pain in the ass, I promise you.
Never interview for a job and say ” I want your job”. Young people always say that. Careful what you ask for,They might give you the seat and see what you can do. They would crap in their pants. Also, never ask how many sick days do I get.
As soon as you ask that, the interview is over. You are looking for a job and your first question, is how many Mondays and Friday’s a year can I call in with a hangover. That is just plain stupid.
Google gets 2800 resume’s a day that is more than 2 a minute. People all see the email with the free food and the loosy goosey atmosphere. Why do you think they give free food? so you will stay all day and night and work. don’t be fooled.
I asked a guy the other day who got a new job, how many weeks vacation he got and he said ” unlimited” I said that is brilliant on the employers part. If you got 3 you would take 3. If you got 4 , you would take 4. So they give you no set amount and no one takes more than 2. If you took 4 you would be gone in a year. Brilliant.
Another thought. I saw some people picketing their job site the other day. Just a thought here, but bad timing. there is 10 point + unemployment now. I am keeping mine. Thank you.
