Barack Obama met with the Queen of England. He asked her, “Your Majesty, how do you run such an efficient government? Are there any tips you can give to me?”
“Well,” said the Queen, “the most important thing is to surround yourself with intelligent people.”
Obama frowned, and then asked, “But how do I know the people around me are really intelligent?”
The Queen took a sip of tea. “Oh, that’s easy; you just ask them to answer an intelligent riddle.” The Queen pushed a button on her intercom. “Please send Tony Blair in here, would you?”
Tony Blair walked into the room and said, “Yes, my Queen?”
The Queen smiled and said, “Answer me this please, Tony, your mother and father have a child. It is not your brother and it is not your sister. Who is it?”
Without pausing for a moment, Tony Blair answered, “That would be me.”
“Yes! Very good,” said the Queen.
Obama went back home to ask Joe Biden, his vice president the same question. “Joe, answer this for me. Your mother and your father have a child. It’s not your brother and it’s not your sister. Who is it?”
“I’m not sure,” said Biden. “Let me get back to you on that one…” He went to his advisors and asked every one, but none could give him an answer. Finally, he ended up in the men’s room and recognized Colin Powell’s shoes in the next stall.
Biden asked Powell, “Colin, can you answer this for me? Your mother and father have a child and it’s not your brother or your sister. Who is it?”
Colin Powell yelled back, “That’s easy, it’s me!”
Biden smiled, and said, “Thanks!” Then, he went back to speak with Obama. “Say, I did some research and I have the answer to that riddle. It’s Colin Powell!”
Obama got up, stomped over to Biden, and angrily yelled into his face, “No! you idiot! It’s Tony Blair!”
THINGS I DID TO DESERVE THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE
by Barack Obama
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MY BLACK GIRLFRIENDS
by Tiger Woods
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THINGS I LOVE ABOUT MY COUNTRY
by Jane Fonda & Cindy Sheehan
Illustrated by Michael Moore
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MY CHRISTIAN ACCOMPLISHMENTS & HOW I HELPED AFTER KATRINA
by Rev Jesse Jackson & Rev Al Sharpton
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THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL
by Hillary Clinton
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Sequel: THINGS I LOVE ABOUT HILLARY
By Bill Clinton
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THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD
by Bill Gates
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THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY
by Dennis Rodman
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THINGS WE KNOW TO BE TRUE
by Al Gore & John Kerry
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AMELIA EARHART’S GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC
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A COLLECTION of MOTIVATIONAL SPEECHES
by Dr. J… Kevorkian
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TO ALL THE MEN WE HAVE LOVED, BEFORE ……
by Ellen de Generes & Rosie O’Donnell
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GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE
by Mike Tyson
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THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY
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MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS
by O. J. Simpson
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HOW TO DRINK & DRIVE SAFELY
by Ted Kennedy
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MY BOOK OF MORALS
by Bill Clinton
with introduction
by the
Rev. Jesse Jackson
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AND, JUST ADDED:
My Complete Knowledge of Military Strategy
by Nancy Pelosi
This weekend was all about the Luau party. The party was a huge success. There was much planning involved and there are so many people that contributed. I want to call out a bunch of people and I will undoubtedly leave out many who helped.
Monty- DJ for the event, and light show ( special thanks to Skippy, Fast Eddie, Craig and Artie the one man party for help with the setup)
Mrs Slushy ( the queen of B Dock) The kids were entertained for hours and spoiled. They had over ten games including a bursting pinata. They spared no expense putting it all together.
Mrs Knight Rider – see above. She helped out financially and with her time. All the woman did. Thanks. Although she did forget the chafing dishes!!!
Thirst and Howl and Lovie for all of their help with the paper goods, setup, $$$ for the food etc.
Boobie Oar- for orchestrating the local harbormasters, and the coast guard.
Alec- for his MANY dump runs and keeping the place in order. also for his help with the food.
Charlie and FeeFee. Thanks for your generous support with the BBQ and for hosting the solid Gold Dancers on your bow.
Solid Gold dancers aboard the Relax
M&M”s- Thanks for you generous support and the time you did with the kids. I know you were on a tight schedule.
Joe Sugar, Nancy and Paul the owner, for allowing us to get together. This would not happen at most marina’s. They generously gave prizes, ice and had the marina looking spiffy for the event. It is not without a little trepidation that they allow us to rip it up and fend off all the calls from Weymouthport etc.
A specila thanks to the Coast Guard who brought their 41 foot boat by for the kids to tour, and for giving the people of Tern Harbor an ad hoc safety speech. It is always good to see the other side of these people. They have to be sooo serious when they are working, because it is a serious job. Let’s hope you never need them out there. Be safe!
Thanks to everyone who made food, decorated their boats, brought gifts for the coastie kids christmas charity.
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Thanks soooo much for all your generosity
The heat was once again oppressive, I went down hard on Saturday during the setup. Thank God for Captain Morgan. I was able to overcome the dehydration.
Everyone looked AWESOME.
But we did have three winners of prizes.
Best Dressed kid- Ryan from C-Dock ( 2 Red Sox Tickets)
Best dressed Boat- The red faced Killer on the Sea Bitch II ( nice job) Tosca gift card ( thank you sea chain marine and tern harbor)
Best Costume- Buffy from The Boat Biz. Tosca gift card
Best Dock HMMM! Lets call it a tie, between B and D dock… I will tell you, that B dock took the challenge VERY personal. They went way over the top and went all out. They had the tiki Bar. lights and more lights ( no cheating either with xmas lights) I should know, that tiki bar was holding my ass up at 3:00. You people are good real good. No one can drink with you people that is for sure. Except for maybe our own Boobie Oar on D dock.
Not to be left out was a visit from Tommy Boy on the mooring, and even some folks from A and F dock. It was a TOTAL marina party. I hope you got to meet people that you never met before.
One last shout out before the pictures. The Boys from the Jersey Shore did a fabulous job decorating their decks. They all have a big Deck and it is no easy task to decorate that thing. They even showed up with a 5 foot tall fiber glassed penis at midnite ( thanks for leaving it on my awning haha). Only to be out done by Swibby who dressed up like a playboy bunny and a priest at 2:00AM in the morning. That man is not right. For those of you that do not know Swibby from B dock, It is probably because you are not out late. They call him the cockroach, because he only comes out at night.
Pictures: ( please email what you have. I did not take any)
I sell insurance for a living, so I know if it is worthwhile or not. I am skeptical of all the insurance that you are offered from companies that sell you a product like Apple, or Best Buy.
I put travel insurance in this category. You buy it, because you are scared that something bad might happen. You pay too much for it, and when something does happen, you get the runaround when you submit a claim.
Do you really know who you are buying it from? You get it from the Internet from some anonymous source. It is probably some dude sitting in his pajamas in his living room in Hingham for all you know.
I researched the subject and I came up with one decent source for information and quotes.
A married couple was in a terrible accident where the
Man’s face was severely burned.
The doctor told the Husband that they
couldn’t graft any skin from his body
Because he was too skinny. So the wife offered to donate
Some of her own skin. However, the only skin on her body
That the doctor felt was suitable would have to come
from her buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they
would tell no one about where the skin came from, and they
requested that the doctor also honor their secret. After
All, this was a very delicate matter. After the surgery was
completed, everyone was astounded at the man’s new face.
He looked more handsome than he ever had before! All his
Friends and relatives just went on and on about his youthful beauty!
One day, he was alone with his wife, and he was
overcome with emotion at her sacrifice. He said, ‘Dear,
I just want to thank you for everything you did for me.
How can I possibly repay you?’
‘My darling,’ she replied,
‘I get all the thanks I need every time I see your mother
Dear American liberals, leftists, social progressives, socialists, Marxists and Obama supporters, et al:
We have stuck together since the late 1950′s for the sake of the kids, but the whole of this latest election process has made me realize that I want a divorce. I know we tolerated each other for many years for the sake of future generations, but sadly, this relationship has clearly run its course.
Our two ideological sides of America cannot and will not ever agree on what is right for us all, so let’s just end it on friendly terms. We can smile and chalk it up to irreconcilable differences and go our own way.
Here is a model separation agreement:
Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by landmass each taking a similar portion. That will be the difficult part, but I am sure our two sides can come to a friendly agreement. After that, it should be relatively easy! Our respective representatives can effortlessly divide other assets since both sides have such distinct and disparate tastes.
We don’t like redistributive taxes so you can keep them. You are welcome to the liberal judges and the ACLU. Since you hate guns and war, we’ll take our firearms, the cops, the NRA and the military. We’ll take the nasty, smelly oil industry and you can go with wind, solar and biodiesel. You can keep Oprah, Michael Moore and Rosie O’Donnell. You are, however, responsible for finding a bio-diesel vehicle big enough to move all three of them.
We’ll keep capitalism, greedy corporations, pharmaceutical companies, Wal-Mart and Wall Street. You can have your beloved lifelong welfare dwellers, food stamps, homeless, homeboys, hippies, druggies and illegal aliens. We’ll keep the hot Alaskan hockey moms, greedy CEO’s and rednecks. We’ll keep the Bibles and give you NBC and Hollywood .
You can make nice with Iran and Palestine and we’ll retain the right to invade and hammer places that threaten us. You can have the peaceniks and war protesters. When our allies or our way of life are under assault, we’ll help provide them security.
We’ll keep our Judeo-Christian values. You are welcome to Islam, Scientology, Humanism, political correctness and Shirley McClain. You can also have the U.N. but we will no longer be paying the bill.
We’ll keep the SUV’s, pickup trucks and oversized luxury cars. You can take every Subaru station wagon you can find.
You can give everyone healthcare if you can find any practicing doctors. We’ll continue to believe healthcare is a luxury and not a right. We’ll keep “The Battle Hymn of the Republic” and “The National Anthem.” I’m sure you’ll be happy to substitute “Imagine”, “I’d Like to Teach the World to Sing”, “Kum Ba Ya” or “We Are the World”.
We’ll practice trickle down economics and you can continue to give trickle up poverty your best shot.
Since it often so offends you, we’ll keep our history, our name and our flag.
Would you agree to this? If so, please pass it along to other like-minded liberal and conservative patriots and if you do not agree, just hit delete. In the spirit of friendly parting, I’ll bet you answer which one of us will need whose help in 15 years.
Sincerely,
John J. Wall
Law Student and an American
P. S. Also, please take Ted Turner, Sean Penn, Martin Sheen, Barbara Streisand, & Jane Fonda with you.
P. S. S. And you won’t have to press 1 for English when you call our country.
The other day I bought a value pack of WD-40 at BJ’s.
I use this stuff on the metal on my boat and it works wonders. It holds the shine and de-oxidizes the metal.
Do you know what else it does????
WD-40 uses:
1. Protects silver from tarnishing.
2. Removes road tar and grime from cars.
3. Cleans and lubricates guitar strings.
4. Gives floors that ‘just-waxed’ sheen without making them slippery.
5.. Keeps flies off cows.
6. Restores and cleans chalkboards.
7. Removes lipstick stains.
8.. Loosens stubborn zippers.
9. Untangles jewelry chains.
10. Removes stains from stainless steel sinks.
11. Removes dirt and grime from the barbecue grill.
12. Keeps ceramic/terra cotta garden pots from oxidizing.
13. Removes tomato stains from clothing.
14. Keeps glass shower doors free of water spots.
15. Camouflages scratches in ceramic and marble floors.
16. Keeps scissors working smoothly..
17. Lubricates noisy door hinges on vehicles and doors in homes.
18. It removes black scuff marks from the kitchen floor! Use WD-40 for those nasty tar and scuff marks on flooring. It doesn’t seem to harm the finish and you won’t have to scrub nearly as hard to get them off. Just remember to open some windows if you have a lot of marks.
19. Bug guts will eat away the finish on your car if not removed quickly! Use WD-40!
20. Gives a children’s playground gym slide a shine for a super fast slide.
21. Lubricates gear shift and mower deck lever for ease of handling on riding mowers…
22.. Rids kids rocking chairs and swings of squeaky noises.
23. Lubricates tracks in sticking home windows and makes them easier to open..
24. Spraying an umbrella stem makes it easier to open and close.
25. Restores and cleans padded leather dashboards in vehicles, as well as vinyl bumpers.
26. Restores and cleans roof racks on vehicles.
27. Lubricates and stops squeaks in electric fans
28. Lubricates wheel sprockets on tricycles, wagons, and bicycles for easy handling.
29. Lubricates fan belts on washers and dryers and keeps them running smoothly.
30. Keeps rust from forming on saws and saw blades, and other tools.
31. Removes splattered grease on stove.
32. Keeps bathroom mirror from fogging.
33. Lubricates prosthetic limbs.
34. Keeps pigeons off the balcony (they hate the smell).
35. Removes all traces of duct tape.
36. Folks even spray it on their arms, hands, and knees to relieve arthritis pain.
37. Florida ’s favorite use is: ‘cleans and removes love bugs from grills and bumpers.’
38. The favorite use in the state of New York , WD-40 protects the Statue of Liberty from the elements.
39. WD-40 attracts fish. Spray a little on live bait or lures and you will be catching the big one in no time. Also, it’s a lot cheaper than the chemical attractants that are made for just that purpose. Keep in mind though, using some chemical laced baits or lures for fishing are not allowed in some states.
40. Use it for fire ant bites.. It takes the sting away immediately and stops the itch.
41. WD-40 is great for removing crayon from walls. Spray on the mark and wipe with a clean rag.
42. Also, if you’ve discovered that your teenage daughter has washed and dried a tube of lipstick with a load of laundry, saturate the lipstick spots with WD-40 and rewash. Presto! The lipstick is gone!
43. If you sprayed WD-40 on the distributor cap, it would displace the moisture and allow the car to start.
Summer is in full swing as I write this weeks blog. The weather is hot and so are the girls on B dock.
Hot babes on B Dock
I have one question?????
Who was the wise guy that put this bumper sticker on the window of my truck in the parking lot?
The word is after Nancy went through the film. ( don’t ever forget that you are on film at all times on the docks. The camera is on top of the building and records everything) that the culprit was an Italian guy from “B” Dock that has no GPS.
Shame on him for messing with Monty. I am good with a computer and imaging, if you know what I mean.
This weekend started out with a bang. On Friday night, all my buddies from “B” Dock went to Salem, So I went to “C” Dock to find someone to drink with. Bad Idea. That dock is deserted. The only reason to go to “C” Dock is to take a nap or go fishing.
I had to find a new friend. So I see a guy in a sailboat ( how desperate was I? I am now talking to sailboat people.. GEEZ!! )
Apparently, he could not get on his mooring because his buddy ( Riley pic below)
tied the zodiac on the mooring with a “granny” knot. The boat floated away, and they were stranded. I hailed them into D dock. This might have been the beginning of the end for Tommy Boy and veronica.
I said to Tommy Boy, What’s you poison? He says a little rum and coke would be nice. Well a bottle later, along with a few beers he was a mess. Then he met our own Boobie Oar. The master of the Martini. Boobie then shook up about a half dozen chocolate martini’s for Tommy Boy, then another half dozen Cosmo’s.
Well, need I say it got ugly after that.
Click on the ” Tommy Boy” link below to see the action caught on Skippy’s phone.
Now if that is not fun, nothing is. I will never be able to hear that song by Fred says ( I am too sexy for my shirt) again.
The next day Tommy boy ( picture below) said the last thing he remembered was having one of Alec’s lamb chops with mint jelly. Everything else was blurry after that.
Tommy Boy before the lights went out
Tommy boy has real potential to be a “D” Docker, but I think Veronica might have to keep him on the mooring for awhile.
What Else:
A word about carts. I have a pet peeve, and it is people that take the carts from the parking lot, load up their boats and leave the cart behind their boat. Boaters PLEASE return your cart when you are done. people in the parking lot are waiting for them, especially the one with two wheels. There is only one left with any rubber on the wheels.
Next weekend is the Luau Party. 5-10 on D Dock. Remember three things
Bring a toy or diapers for the Coastie Kids Christmas Charity.
Bring some food for you and others
Decorate your boat and yourself in Hawaiian gear.
This should be a great time. The Coast Guard 41 footer should be there by 6:00 for the kids to go on. Food music and drink all night. Bring a good attitude and be safe!
On another thought, did you know, that the Hingham Harbormaster now has rental moorings at worlds End? Get there early. It is $35 per boat and saves you from dragging anchor.
My boat never left the slip this weekend, but Charlie and Fee Fee were gone to marblehead for the weekend, B Dock went to Salem and Worlds End, and the D Dockers were off to Yacht haven.
FYI see Nancy in the office and see if she has anymore discount cards. She has cards that give you discounts at various marina’s when you travel.
Now for this weeks pictures:
Dont let this man tie up your Dinghy
You know what Lucy the Litterer says. ” If you cannot tie a good knot, tie alot of them”
B Dock Dinner
Question???
How many guys does it take to pick up 3 subs and 3 pizza’s? 5 if you load into a Dinali and go to the ocean Kai for multiple Mai Tais before you get the order. What a mistake that is as the M& M’s
It all got fuzzy after the mai Tai's
B Dock drinkers
He is always on the minute
First time on the Minute " Mrs Scuba Steve"
Floaters
Jersey Shore Guys with their big Decks
Hair braiding on B dock
nice c dock kids ruined by the B dock lifestyle
I wonder where the kids got that idea from?????
Can you believe that guy goes to a personal trainer??? I would ask for my money back.
Hot girls on a hot night
Pre counseling
There are two guys on the docks that have had long term relationships. They share the same name. They were lacking commitment in their lives. I worked on one and his honey now has a commitment ring. I am working on the other as we speak. I made great progress saturday night. i feel the commitment ring is coming soon.
This is the picture post counseling.. I am good!
Sunday tieup World's End
A free beer for anyone who knows who the Mystery Butt belongs to?
Mystery man Hint: from C Dock
I know that nobody knows anybody on C dock, but I found someone there yesterday. Who is this mystery man?
Free Drink for the answer to this weeks mystery question.
The answer to last weeks mystery man was Charlie Manson on the 50 hatteras who was wearing those bejeweled sandals and the choker collar.
One last question??? After being on the boat for a weekend, do you suffer the sways? Do you get on land and feel yourself swaying? like in the shower or sitting down. I do. I sway all week. It sucks!
It is called Mal de Debarquement There is no cure for it.
There has been a sighting of a redneck in Hingham center. This gun toting motorcycle ridin fellow has hung a gunrack in his jeep and an oversized American flag on his Shed. What is next for this Yankee town by the sea???
You wait in line forever to get starpped into a seat that is going to shoot you up and out. It is going to scare you half to death. It makes you almost pee your pants.
Tell Me again why people do it?
You scream the whole time. Why? Because you are scared to death. That is why people scream.
I might be in the minority here, but I think most people do it because it is cool, and people will think they are cool. it is like eating raw clams, and caviar. It sucks, but people do it, because they think they are cool.
They always take your picture, and in everyone, You always have this horrific look on your face. The G forces have the fat on your faced pulled back and your lips are flapping.
I remember once going on that roller coaster in the New York New York hotel in Vegas. I get off and I am breathing hard and glad to be alive and someone says to me Wanna go again? Are you shitting me?
There are roller coaster clubs you might want to join. My brother in law is one of these nuts.
SIDE STORY: My brother in law who is a coaster nut, drives all the way to Hershey Park for a week of coasteering, and when he gets there, they will not let him ride, because he has a prosthetic leg. Now this guy climbs ladders all day, can chase you down if you piss him off and was a world class one legged skier, but these nitwits sent him home. He should have sued the idiots.
Anyway, if you are like me, let the others go, and just go to the fried dough stand, or the french fry stand and wait for the nitwits to get off the ride.
A man owned a small farm in Ireland. The Irish Internal Revenue determined he was not paying proper wages to his staff and sent an investigator out to interview him.
“I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them!”, demanded the investigator.
“Well,” replied the farmer, “there’s my farm hand who’s been with me for three years. I pay him 200 a week plus free room and board.
“The cook has been here for 18 months, and I pay her 150 per week plus free room and board.”
“Then there’s the halfwit. He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of all the work around here. He makes about 10 a week. He pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of whiskey every Saturday night. He also sleeps with my wife occasionally.”
“That’s the guy I want to talk to…the halfwit!” said the agent.
Happy Fourth of July to everyone on the docks and to those who follow as the dock Tern’s.
It was a beautiful weekend weather wise and a long one that started on Thursday night with the ultra glamorous chic and tawny party at Scott and Robins place overlooking beautiful Tern Harbor in Weymouth ma.
People got ripped up early and greased the skids for the long weekend. The party was a good mix of B dockers D dockers and yes there was a sighting of two couples from C dock. C dock has picked up the pace since the knot covered dinghy was placed there a week or so ago. We also had a showing from the
Seth the electronics "wizard"
ubiquitous Seth Lippencott and the harbormaster. But the real treat was to mingle and party with the jersey Shore boys from next door. I went over to Mike’s place to check out his BIG DECK. He has been bragging about how big it is and let me tell you. His deck is huge, and it is REALLY big. When you see the Jersey Shore guys drowning in Buds , go on up and check out their big decks.
One womans opinion of Mikes Deck
The night was almost spoiled by some drunk guy giving all the girls credit cards that were playing pool
Friday for me brought an all day “A” tour in Boston with a stay over at Yacht haven with the Hussey boys and their significant others. patrick came all the way from California and he brought his Hungarian personal trainer from new york. Tons of fun. Dinner at Stega’s, Expresso martini’s at Lucca and pastries from Modern pastry in the North End. Then back to the boat where Mike Huss passed out on the deck from toooo many cocktails.
Saturday was the big fireworks display in the harbor off of wessagusset. Many boats left the docks full of partiers. They all came back but one. It appears that the red faced killer on the 31 SeaRay cannot stay out of the Monty minute. he once again gave me more ammo when he wrapped his props around a mooring and had to leave his vessel stranded. Actually I was a casualty as I blew out all my instrement lights when I was cranking patriotic tunes off of the knot covered as the fireworks were going off. The helm electric panel cannot take 1000 watts.
We partied till 3:00 AM on the docks when we got back. Boobie Oar was trying to break alec’s record for martini’s. He came close. The chef was burning up everything he could get his hands on his magma. from stuffed clams, to striper, tuna and huge hunks of prevites meats.
For me on Sunday I went to Scituate again to the spit. I stayed over on a mooring in the harbor ( $35.00) We spent the night on the 52 Hatteras owned by Margaret and the “big Kahuna”. That boat is sick. it has everything you could imagine on it. We turned the lights on to fish off the back. Skippy was wicked excited to see dozens of stripers floating around. Actaully the big kahuna saw a Mako shark the night before off the back of the boat in the light. So Skippy throws his shad in the water and the big Kahuna’s dog ( german shepard) jumps in after it scatterring all the fish. Skippy reels in the shad only too hook the dog. We reeled the dog in pulled the hook from him and ended the fishing. Would you call Skippy the dogfish record holder at 87 pounds?
My boat headed back to the marina early on monday to wash and sober up from the previous days drinking and dabauchery. People were coming back from all over including, Rockport, Boston and Maine.
All in all it was a great weekend, but no one fell in, and there were not many funny stories, but I have not heard from everybody yet.
The weekend ended with a late night cookout and pool party at the Slushy house on Saning road.
Enjoy the photo’s:
Hungarian personal trainer on Monty's boat
Charlie manson
B Dockers at Muffy and Buffy's
Lucy the litterer
This woman is no stranger to being on a pool table
Thanks for the party " good time"
Boat with Boston in the background
some D Dockers
Boobie Oar doing the Mermaid at 2:00 AM
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Mrs Slushy doing it better @ 2:02 AM
Pamela and carlos " gettin Close" while boobie doesa the mermaid
This is how we pass food between the C-Built and the knot covered
Gymnastics at the wee hours of the morning
Do all of the "chef's" pictures look the same to you?
The knight rider.... a C docker with promise...
Boobie Oar Junior
Passed out on the design oar
She NEVER eats or drinks EVER!!!
Red Sky at night... sailors delight. Scene of Scituate harbor from the back of my boat
Muffy!!! Thanks for the party
two hot girls
Mystery picture of the week
This is the mystery picture of the week. Who is it? No it is not Percy or Bruce from the Premiums. Who would be caught dead in bejeweled sandals?
The first correct guessers gets a $10.00 gift certificate from Gorhams Diesel in Quincy.
I’d just come out of a Super Market with a roasted chicken, french fries,
> large chips, and a 12 pack of beer.
> A poor homeless man sat there and said ‘I’ve not eaten for two days’
>
> I told him ‘I wish I had your fucking will power’
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