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Bicycle Clinic Weymouth Ma Review

Bicycle Clinic
77 Pleasant Street
South Weymouth, Ma 02190-2409


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I went looking for a bike the other day. I had not bought a bike in oh say 20 years. The last bike I bought was one of those mountain bikes. They are great for riding in the woods, but out on the roads they are not much fun and not very fast.
I went into this process with a lot of trepidation. I am in my 50′s and I weigh almost 250 pounds.
I do go to spinning class and I do at least 30 minutes a day on the stationary bike, but I was not sure I wanted to join the throngs of bikers on the roads with the pointy helmets, glow in the dark shirts and the stretchy pants.
I guess the real thing that bothered me was that the bike seats resemble a wedge the size of a banana. OUCH!
I met with Joe Fucille the owner who set my mind at ease and screwed on an appropriate sized seat. He schooled me on the proper size bike for my biking needs and even asked if I wanted to go for a ride some Sunday.
Overall I was very pleased with the selection of bikes and the outstanding service I received at the bicycle clinic in South Weymouth.

Steer clear of the oversized guy in the oversized seat when you are in your car.

What is loss of consortium

What is loss of consortium?

The definition is in simple terms:

the inability of one’s spouse to have normal marital relations, which is a euphemism for sexual intercourse. Such loss arises as a claim for damages when a spouse has been injured and cannot participate in sexual relations for a period of time or permanently due to the injury, or suffers from mental distress, due to a defendant’s wrongdoing, which interferes with usual sexual activity. Thus, the uninjured spouse can join in the injured mate’s lawsuit on a claim of loss of consortium, the value of which is speculative, but can be awarded if the jury (or judge sitting as trier of fact) is sufficiently impressed by the deprivation.

Are you serious. It seems that every time someone files a lawsuit, they claim loss of consortium.

You slip in a parking lot- loss of consortium
someone yells at you- Loss of consortium
You burn yourself- Loss of consortium
You find a bug in your soup- Loss of Consortium
your boss yells at you- loss of Consortium
You get fired- Loss of Consortium

Do you see where this is going? No matter what the lawsuit is, someone is complaining that they are not getting laid and they want money for it.

Do you know what causes loss of consortium? ANSWER: Marriage

Loss of consortium starts when you get married.

When did the term consortium become a euphemism for getting laid?
I can hear it now. A guy calls home and says ” Hey honey, be ready when I come home. Wear that red teddie, we are going to have some wild consortium”

Do you think for a Monty minute, that if some guy burns his finger at the local McDonald’s that he is going to stop consorting with his wife. She starts kissing his neck after a few wines and slowly runs her hands down his shaven chest towards his quivering member, and just then he says I am sorry honey. I cannot EVER consort again with you. I burned my finger at McDonald s.

It is all carp….

towel thief

Wanted: Towel thief

I am looking for the guy who stole my towel at the gym. I know no one believes me when they see me, but, I go to the gym everyday.
NOT because I like to workout, BUT because i like to gang shower with fat elderly sweaty men every day.
Seriously, if that last thought was not enough to make you gouge your eyes out, imagine that one of these guys stole my towel. I use the same type every day. white with 2 blue stripes on either end.
Not sure why someone would steal it in the first place. I have been using it or another like it daily for years now.
I am also not sure if I want it back after someone else has used it.
So if you have my towel, or if you have information leading up to the arrest and conviction of the towel stealer, I am offering a $25.00 reward.

Ha Ha ha seriously I know who dun it! The guy was so upset, I need to mess with him a little bit…

Monty

The sensitive man

THE ROOM WAS FULL OF PREGNANT WOMEN WITH THEIR PARTNERS. THE CLASS WAS IN FULL SWING.

THE INSTRUCTOR WAS TEACHING THE WOMEN HOW TO BREATHE PROPERLY AND WAS

TELLING THE MEN HOW TO GIVE THE NECESSARY ASSURANCE TO THEIR PARTNERS AT THIS STAGE OF THE PREGNANCY.

SHE SAID “LADIES, REMEMBER THAT EXERCISE IS GOOD FOR YOU. WALKING IS ESPECIALLY BENEFICIAL. IT STRENGTHENS THE PELVIC MUSCLES AND WILL MAKE DELIVERY THAT MUCH EASIER!”

SHE LOOKED AT THE MEN IN THE ROOM, “AND GENTLEMEN, REMEMBER — YOU’RE IN THIS TOGETHER — IT WOULDN’T HURT YOU TO GO WALKING WITH HER.”

THE ROOM SUDDENLY GOT VERY QUIET AS THE MEN ABSORBED THIS INFORMATION.

THEN A MAN AT THE BACK OF THE ROOM SLOWLY RAISED HIS HAND.

“YES?” ANSWERED THE TEACHER.

“I WAS JUST WONDERING. IS IT ALL RIGHT IF SHE CARRIES A GOLF BAG WHILE WE WALK?”

As the Dock Tern’s Episode 14

Slow week on the docks. I mean real slow.
No one was around.

Missing persons report:

Boobie Oar
Charlie manson
Thirst -N- Howl
Percy and Switch
JOJO
Slushers
Swibby
Tommy Boy
almost everybody

The M&M’s did come back from their two week vacation. Boy were they surprised to find that partiers have taken up residence on C dock.
boaters that actually crack a beer. This might drive them to A dock for some piece and quiet.

I do not have a picture, but the crew from the all Wright never wavered in the rain. They were out 24/7 under their 10 foot pop up tent. They are the real troopers. Along with freddie in his Blue bucket hat ( another missed kodak moment)

We do have a little news to report. The crew of the Karma won the south shore Tuna tournament in the kids division. They caught a 86 pound tuna on a white squid rig with a #80 Penn reel. Congrats. I wish I liked TUNA.

My engines are still out of action. I have no clue when they will be back in, but when they do, I am taking a long ride. Being dock bound sucks.
Let’s hope that next weekend brings some more action.

FYI the swallows were back in force on Sunday. thousands of them swarmed the boats shitting on everything in sight. I had to clean the bow of the boat three times. Bleach helps, as I think their diet consists of purple grapes.

Monty

Steve Wynn on the state of the union

Subject: Steve Wynn – You must see this

Who is Steve Wynn, and why is he saying this? He is a Billionare
Casino owner…..

What’s amazing is that CNBC aired this—CNBC, one of the WH’s favorite
propaganda machines!

It was not even 2 hours after Steve Wynn’s interview that he received
a invitation from the tenants at 1600 Pennsylvania blvd, Washington ,
DC . 20500 wanting him to explain in person why he said what he said
!!!

Below is a short interview with Steve Wynn. Some of you know of him.
He’s a Multi Billionaire, Hotelier and Real Estate Investor in Las
Vegas , Asia and Macau . He’s been a guest from time to time on all
the network financial news programs.

If you listen to this recent CNBC interview (short & to the point) and
nothing else today, you will be better informed than your neighbor
about the state of the union.

I would suggest sharing this with your children so they know what to
expect once they’re faced with the results.


http://www.infowars.com/steve-wynn-takes-on-washington/

You Da Man

“YOU DA MAN!” TEST

In the company of females, intercourse should be referred to as:
A. Lovemaking
B. Screwing
C. Taking the pigskin bus to tuna town.

You should make love to a woman for the first time only after you’ve both shared:
A. Your views about what you expect from a sexual relationship
B. Your blood test results
C. Five tequila slammers

You time your orgasm so that:
A. Your partner climaxes first.
B. You both climax simultaneously.
C. You don’t miss Sports Center

Passionate, spontaneous sex on the kitchen floor is:
A. Healthy, creative love-play.
B. Not the sort of thing to which your wife/girlfriend would agree.
C. Not the sort of thing about which your wife/girlfriend need ever to find out.

Spending the whole night cuddling a woman with whom you’ve just had sex is:
A. The best part of the experience.
B. The second best part of the experience.
C. $100 extra.

Your girlfriend says she’s gained five pounds in the last month. You tell her that it is:
A. No concern to you.
B. Not a problem, she can join your gym.
C. A conservative estimate.

You think today’s sensitive, caring man is:
A. A myth.
B. An oxymoron.
C. A Moron.

Foreplay is to sex as:
A. Appetizer is to entree.
B. Primer is to paint.
C. A long line is to an amusement park ride.

Which of the following are you most likely to find yourself saying at the end of a relationship?
A. “I hope we can still be friends.”
B. “I’m not in right now, please leave a message at the beep.”
C. “Welcome to Dumpsville, population: YOU.”

A woman who is uncomfortable watching you masturbate:
A. Probably needs a little more time before she can cope with the intimacy.
B. Is uptight and a waste of time.
C. Should never have sat next to you on the bus in the first place.

EVALUATING RESULTS: If you answered “A” more than 7 times, check your pants to make sure you ARE a man!!
If you answered “B” more than 7 times, check into therapy, you’re a little confused.
If you answered “C” more than 7 times, “YOU DA MAN!”

Weddiing Test

THE WEDDING TEST
>>
>>
>> I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had
been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
only one little thing bothering me….It was her beautiful younger
sister.
>>
>> My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
tight miniskirts, and generally went bra-less. She would regularly bend
down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It
had to be deliberate because she never did it when she was near anyone
else.
>>
>> One day her ‘little’ sister called and asked me to come
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and
she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she
couldn’t overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got
married and committed my life to her sister.
>>
>> Well, I was in total shock, and couldn’t say a word. She
said, ‘I’m going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
fling, just come up and get me.’
>>
>> I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight
towards my car.
>>
>> Lord… And behold, my entire future family was standing
outside, all clapping! With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged
me and said, ‘We
>> are very happy that you have passed our little test. We
couldn’t ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.’
>>
>> And the moral of this story is:
>>
>> Always keep your condoms in your car … !

Worst dunkin Donuts Location- Tedeschis Hanover ma

I love Dunkin Donuts. I go there Every day

But I hate bad locations with bad employees.

The worst is in the Tedeschis market in Hanover ma

The people are rude, the place is a mess and most of them cannot speak english.

I think the woman says  ” u want donut wt that coffee?” I am not sure.

They are never ready when the door opens in the morning.

But as a testimonial to DD they are always busy.

Avoid this location if you can…..

People that make me gag

Are there people that just make you gag?

When they appear on TV, you just have to turn it off.

Here is a list of people that make me gag. These are the one’s that come to my head right now, I think there will be more.

Brett Favre

Packers Favre Football


The man is a narcissist and a pain in the ass. Just retire already like Bledsoe and enjoy your time on the list of all time CHOKERS…

Whoopi Goldberg

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She sucks. enough with the matted down dreads. Your an old broad.. No one cares what you have to say, and you have not been funny in years.

Woody Allen

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This guy is just plain creepy. Didn’t he fondle a 12 year old niece or something too? He makes me puke.

Bob cat goldwaite

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Thank God he does not appear anymore on TV. I hated that screaming act.

Barbra Walters:

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Wa Wa Wa   I have had enough of her.

Joan Rivers

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Just looking at her and her 500 facelifts makes me puke.

Barak Obama:

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I know he is OUR president, but I am getting tired of seeing him every damn day on the TV talking stupid. He is a puppet for some underground organization for sure.

Furniture Guys:

Bob from Bob’s furniture

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Barry and Eliot

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Bernie and Phil

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The whole bunch of them should go out of business.

Please leave me a comment on who else makes you puke, and I might list them in this hall of sham

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The waver

Something that really annoys the shit out of me, is when you get behind a waver.

What is a waver????

A waver is some asshole in front of you driving a car that is soooo nice they wave everybody to go in front of them.

They say go ahead, no problem, I do not have a life, I have no where to go, BUT all the rest of us that have lifes, are behind them cursing the asshole.

I got behind one of the worst wavers ever!!! the other day. I was trying to follow somebody, and the waver got between us. He let at least 6 cars come between him and the guy I was following. He went so far as to back up at a light to let someone in who was coming out of a CVS.

What a putz!!!

Please do not wave people in, be courteous to the people behind you. Let the person wait for an opening. Fo Christs Sake!!!

Ambulance Chase

ambulance1Two things I hate.

One, when an ambulance is coming down the street into you and you do the right thing and pull to the side of the road. And some knucklehead goes and passes you. What an asshole

Two when you are on the highway in thick traffic. You see the ambulance in your rear view mirror, so you merge over, so that the emergency vehicle can get to the emergency.

As soon as the ambnulance passes some ASSHOLE jumps out and get right behind the ambulance in order to pass all the rest of the cars. What a jerk

What is the rule for an ambulance anyway? The way I see it. If it is oncoming, you slow down and pull over to the right. If it is behind you, you pull over and stop!

Here is the real answer:

SC Code of Laws Section 56-5-2360(a) of the 1976 Code is amended to read:

Upon the immediate approach of an authorized emergency vehicle making use of an audible signal meeting the requirements of Section 56-5-4970 and visual signals meeting the requirements of Section 56-5-4700, or of a police vehicle properly and lawfully making use of an audible signal or visual signal only, the driver of every other vehicle traveling along a two-lane roadway shall yield the right-of-way and shall immediately drive to a position parallel to, and as close as possible, to the right hand edge or curb of the roadway clear of any intersection and shall stop and remain in such that position until the authorized emergency vehicle has passed, except when otherwise directed by a police officer. A driver of a vehicle traveling along a multilane roadway shall yield the right-of-way and shall remain in, or move to a location that allows the emergency vehicle or police vehicle to pass safely, except as otherwise directed by a police officer.”

As you can see, the law requires that you pull to the right. Since you should be pulling to the right, it is much safer for the ambulance to pass you on the left.

Shortage of Virgins

Muslim suicide bombers in Britain are set to begin a three-day strike next Monday in a dispute over the number of virgins they are entitled to in the afterlife. Emergency talks with Al Qaeda have so far failed to produce an agreement.

The unrest began last Tuesday when Al Qaeda Central announced that the number of virgins a suicide bomber would receive after his death will be cut by 25%, from 72 to only 54, effective immediately. The rationale for the cut was the increase in recent years of the number of suicide bombings and the subsequent shortage of virgins in the afterlife, coupled with other factors contributing to a decline in the virgin supply.

The suicide bombers’ union, the British Organization of Occupational Martyrs (or BOOM) responded with a statement that this was unacceptable to its members and immediately balloted for strike action. General Secretary Mustapha Fook told the press, “Our members are literally working themselves to death in the cause of Jihad. We don’t ask for much in return but to be treated like this is like a kick in our teeth.”.

Speaking from his shed in Tipton in the West Midlands in which he currently resides, Al Qaeda chief executive Osama bin Laden explained, “We sympathize with our workers’ concerns but Al Qaeda is simply not in a position to meet their demands. They are simply not accepting the realities of modern-day Jihad in a competitive marketplace and a difficult economy. Thanks to Western depravity, there is now a chronic shortage of virgins in the afterlife, which is not helped by the downturn in the economy which is driving virgins to cash in their chastity. It’s a straight choice between reducing expenditure and laying people off. I don’t like cutting compensation, but I’d hate to have to tell 3000 of my staff that they won’t be able to blow themselves up.”

Spokespersons for the union in Newcastle , Middlesborough, Wales and the entire Australian continent stated that the strike would not affect their operations as “There are no virgins in our areas anyway”.

Apparently the drop in the number of suicide bombings has also been attributed to the emergence and popularity of that Scottish singing star, Susan Boyle.  Now that Muslims know what a virgin looks like, they are less keen on rushing to paradise.

Restaurant reviews

I thought I would do some restaurant reviews, but I have too many to do. here is a recap of some I have been to in the last couple of weeks.

Quick snapshots:

Jose mcIntyres

160 Milk Street

Boston Ma

617-451-9460

Went for lunch Nice menu, good bartender. He said he works harder, because he does not big tits.  I had the steak tips with corn on the cob and sweet potatoe fries. The fries were the best part

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bartender with no tits

bartender with no tits

Alma Nova:

22 Shipyard Drive

Hingham Ma 02043

New place, yuppy pretentious and unappealing. The bar is not stocked with anything you want. The food is sparse and expensive. Boobie Oar says ” stay away”

Typhoon:

25 Shipyard drive

Hingham Ma

Walk by Alam Nova and go to the typhoon. Fresh food and a great bar. A little pricy, but HEY your in Hingham.

Reggios:

42  Washington Street

Norwell , Ma

Food was poor  but the service was good. Mid priced, but all you Can think about when I am there, is that it is a converted pizza hut. This will close within a year.

ORO Restaurant

162 front street

Scituate Ma

781-378-2465

Well worth it. Nice cozy place with good food and good service. The corn Chowder is terrific. fancy, at a budget price.

Gennaro’s Eatery:

12 Blanchard road

Quincy Ma

My kind of place. Low key. huge portions, friendly and cheap. The calzone is HUMONGOUS and the eclairs are the size of a baby’s leg. Good people. While I waited for my eggplant, the owner hooked me up with a free slice of pizza ( buffalo chicken it was delicious)

the chef with a smile

the chef with a smile

poster boy for good food

poster boy for good food

Wolfgangs:

4 Park Ave

New york NY

212-889-0350

Nice place with weird and interesting ceilings. Busy all the time. The specialty is the t-bones for 2 or 4 or 6.

Bring your american express platinum card it is pricey. Try the bacon appetizer.

Legal seafood- Natick

good bar, interesting appetizers. 5 kinds of sliders. don’t bother with the lobster BLT, there is no lobster in it. Also the fries absolutely suck. They are covered in bread crumbs or something and served with mayo.

bad fries... why do people want to fuck with a fry?

bad fries... why do people want to fuck with a fry?

Brothers roast beef

Weymouth and Abington

Go here and get the SUPER BEEF  nothing else. It is a HUGE onion roll stuffed with hot roast beef and all the fixings. Cheap and wonderful. worth the trip believe me.

Napy’s

7 freeman street

Provincetown, Ma

800-571-6274

After Tea dance, this is the place to go. Great food in a relaxed atmosphere. Get the boulibase . Don’t tell them I sent you, as the last time I was there i was kinda loud I guess.

I am sure I can think of 10 more, but I will save that for another post.

Enjoy the food!!!

Monty

As the dock tern’s episode 13

Boy it was good to be back on the docks.

Believe it or not ( I am not going to lie to you) I had only been on the docks once in a month and that was the day I left for P town and the day i got back. I was out two weeks  to put the bow thruster in, and I have been out for two weeks since the engine blew.

Absence makes the heart grow fonder. I missed the place for sure.

Friday night started out fun. We spun up some captains and root beer ( BW) Then I realized I had no lights or water. I guess I also blew my battery charger. So I had Charlie Manson in the engine room for 2 hours. We finally hooked up a huge battery charger and got the toilets working anyway.

Side note. Thank God for Doug Gorham from Gorham Diesel. Without him I would be screwed. He is available 24/7 and he has been a godsend with all my issues. Between him and the Big Kahuna ( Brian Foley) I have been in good hands. Cause I have no fucking clue how to fix anything!

Saturday was cleaning day. Boobie Oar spent no less than 8 hours cleaning. I puttered around myself a bit in between watching the PGA on TV.

Alec and demi went into Yacht Haven where they had dinner and back to the Searay for a congegal visit.

D dock headed over to the new Typhoon restaurant in the shipyard. We had a full table at the tapenyaki bar. Tons of good food and cocktails. Thirst-N-Howl at three rum and cokes in front of him at once.

Thirst-N-Howl

Thirst-N-Howl

When we left the bar, we took a cruise out to Grape Island, where we were almost run over by an asshole on the Tuna Whisperer. He was doing 30 knots with his lights in our face. We caught up to him on his way in and let him know what we thought of his unprofessional antics. My guess is that he has a coast Guard inspection coming soon. I hope he is up to date with his safety equipment.

This random kid from C dock caught a keeper off of the slip from hell. He was so excited. We helped him bring it in and they fileted it and ate it. The kid said it was his first fish ever. He kept trying for the rest o=f the weekend. The kid has the fishing fever bad!

A Keeper

A Keeper

Sunday was a day of rest as I had a severe hangover. The chicks were at Amanda’s shower.

The weird thing about Sunday is that the dock got over run by starlings. thousands of them were on every rail and every outrigger. They shit all over the place. It was something out of a scene from an Alfred Hitchcock movie. I should have taken some pictures or video, Let me know if you have any?

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Two more things:

One, you may not believe this, but apparently there was a party on C Dock. YUP that’s right. yelling and partying were heard late at night from C dock. Go figure. There is life on C Dock. We think it is coming from the hound Dog. They may be asked to leave and go to B Dock with the heavy hitters

Two, Next Friday night the 20th. Is going to be movie night on the dock. I am going to get a projector and download the BOATNIKS  rated PG a 1970′s movie.

We are going to run a sheet off the back of the Boat Biz and set up a bar. Bring your kids, your chairs and some popcorn. Should be fun.

japdinner

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ternn8 <—- movie from Typhoon

As the dock tern’s episode 12

I like to report every week on the comings and goings on the docks. I feel that it is now my duty and job.

Well since I blew my engine last week coming back from P town, I could not get myself to go to the docks. I am afraid I may have cried.

So I stayed away. I did not realize what a lame life I had away from the docks.

This is what my life was like outside of the dock

  1. Friday- Member guest golf tournament at Marshfield CC drinking and eating
  2. Saturday
  • clean the pool
  • go to the dump
  • walk the dog
  • go to bike store to get bike fixed
  • clean the car
  • grocery store
  • grad party at marina Bay
  • dinner at Andrea and Skippy’s
  • catch up on TIVO  on the tube

Sunday-

  • Played golf at Plymouth country club  shot 87
  • pulled weeds
  • bike ride with JOJO
  • watched TV
  • went for walk on beach in Marshfield

Not having a boat sucks!!!

I could report here on what happened on the dock, but my b dock and d dock roving reporters have not checked in. I am sure that nothing happened on C Dock, as there is never anything to report from the graveyard of slips.

Monty

Sex Yet???

hillaryandchelsea

With Chelsea’s wedding coming up
Hillary wanted to play the perfect Mom
She asked Chelsea… “have you had sex with Marc?”
Chelsea said…. “Not according to Dad”

no black drivers in the nascar

David Letterman’s Top 10 reasons why there are no black NASCAR drivers:

# 10 – Have to sit upright while driving.

# 9 – Pistol won’t stay under front seat.

# 8 – Engine noise drowns out the rap music.

# 7 – Pit crew can’t work on car while holding up pants at the same time.

# 6 – They keep trying to carjack Dale Earnhardt Jr.

# 5 – Police cars on track interfere with race.

# 4 – No passenger seat for the Ho.

# 3 – No Cadillacs approved for competition.

# 2 – When they crash their cars, they bail out & run.

AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON WHY BLACKS CAN’T BE IN NASCAR…

# 1 – They Can’t wear their helmets sideways.

As The dock tern’s Episode 11 P-Town

They said that Monty was better

They said that Monty was better

For anybody that has been waiting for news from the docks, I apologize. I have been busy.

We left last week for our annual P Town trip. The D dockers left on Thursday and the B dockers on Friday. We are still waiting for somebody to show up from C Dock.

The weather  was threatening, but turned out OK.

When we arrived, the slips were not ready, so we rafted up in the harbor for an hour. The good thing was that we saw two whales and two seals in the harbor. The bad thing was that when everyone left me, to go to their slips, I got my winlass stuck and had to call the troops back to rescue me.

What I remember most from the trip was tea dance. If you do not know what tea dance is, it is hundreds of gay and lesbians who get together at the boatslip every day at 4:00 for three hours of drinking and dancing. There are not too many straight people there, and quite honestly, the first half hour, you feel like a leper, and or a wedding crasher. After awhile, you just seem to kinda blend in.

Boobie oar was a big hit at tea dance. The fellas were lovin his gyrating hips and his screams of OMG!

Are those earrings????

Are those earrings????

We went to tea dance everyday. We were reluctantly joined by the B dockers on Saturday. I thought a few of them were going to run in the beginning, but after awhile they fell in line too.

The funniest moment came when cheech from the sailboat met up with two girls he went to high school with. he was standing by his self and they said hey cheech  “what’s up” I never thought I would see you here. Well he stuttered and stanmmered and finally said I I  I am here with my girlfriend  really. No really i am. So he goes off running for his girlfriend ( Chong) only to lose the girls. My guess is that they are facebbooking that they saw the rugman at the Gay bar already…

We managed to get thrown out of or asked not to return to two restaurants, due to the noise, singing, and having some of us passed out at the table. So, the last night we decided to eat at the dock, and of course our half lebenese and half italian chef made us a great meal including, tuna, lobster, beef, chicken, stuffed peppers etc.  He rose to the occasion even though he was hungover bad!!

Everyday we took the zodiacs to the beach at the end of race point. The water and the beach were warm and awesome.

When we left on Sunday, the knot covered and the Stargazer headed east to watch the whales. we encountered three pods of whales. It was great.

The only stinker of the weekend was when we headed back. The boat was running like a top. It could not be better. Till about a mile from the dock, the starboard motor died. I thought HMMM  this is not good, but it is probably something simple. I will limp in on one lung and have Charlie look at it.  I was not concerned. Hell i have a bow thruster.

Well as it turns out, I blew my starboard engine. Without notice. No alarms, no smells, no smoke, no overheating or guages going wild. It just had enough. it reached its end and just quit. Well I am without a boat and a SHITLOAD of money for the next four weeks. I have to cancel my vacation to the Vineyard.

Ya it sucks, BUT we had a great weekend, and I cannot wait till next year with my new engines.

whats left of the engine before they pull it out on Monday!

whats left of the engine before they pull it out on Monday!

Monty

Enjoy the pictures.

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Alec was Percy for the weekend

Alec was Percy for the weekend

I playeed Percy for awile too!!

I played Percy for awhile too!!

I love the hat sisters

I love the hat sisters

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what was I thinking?

what was I thinking?

Mrs Howl was a huge hit with the girls....

Mrs Howl was a huge hit with the girls....

Maybe next year we will not have to sneek Alison in..

Maybe next year we will not have to sneek Alison in..

once again, what was I thinking?

once again, what was I thinking?

Spooning on Monty's bed

Spooning on Monty's bed

Karma!!!

Karma!!!

tea dance

tea dance