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February 28th, 2012 — Blank VS Blank, rants
I will let you be the judge.
All I know, that if I was Tom Brady, I would have hung onto Bridgette Moynihan.
Gisele is the highest grossing model in the world. She makes like $40,000,000 per year. She is nice, but I see nicer everyday on the street in the city.
Hedi Klum:
Gisele:
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February 28th, 2012 — rants
February 21st, 2012 — Ask Monty, Random stuff
I wrote awhile back about what are mom jeans. It is one of my most popular links, because people just don’t know what they are:
Now I heard the other day that there is something called yoga pants. I know what yoga is, and I know what pants are, but I am befuddled over what yoga pants are.
I am told that the majority of woman in a gym wear yoga pants. I looked around and surveyed what they are wearing, and by God, they all do wear yoga pants. At least I think what they are wearing is what is known as yoga pants.
What are yoga pants?
They are stretchy I think, they go to the calf usually like Capri’s or peddle pushers. They show off your ass if you are thin, but expose your cellulite, if you are fat.
some people should not wear them
I wonder why woman just don’t wear shorts? or those tight bike shorts without the padding on the underside to protect your balls or the taint area.
February 21st, 2012 — Business, reviews, sports
Find the answers to the greatest questions in golf
Read my new book:
Table Of Contents
Chapter 1 – How to properly line up your Fourth putt.
Chapter 2 – How to hit a Nike from the rough when you hit a Max Fli from the tee.
Chapter 3 – How to avoid the water when you lie 8 in a bunker.
Chapter 4 – How to get more distance off the Shank.
Chapter 5 – When to give the Ranger the finger.
Chapter 6 – Using your shadow on the Greens to maximize earnings.
Chapter 7 – When to implement Handicap Management.
Chapter 8 – Proper excuses for drinking beer before 9 a.m.
Chapter 9 – How to urinate behind a 4″ x 4″ post, … Undetected.
Chapter 10 – How to rationalize a 6 hour round.
Chapter 11 – How to find that ball that everyone else saw go in the water.
Chapter 12 – Why your spouse doesn’t care that you birdied the 5th.
Chapter 13 – How to let a Foursome play through your Twosome.
Chapter 14 – How to relax when you are hitting Three off the Tee.
Chapter 15 – When to suggest major swing corrections to your opponent.
Chapter 16 – God and the meaning of The Birdie-To-Bogey Putt.
Chapter 17 – When to regrip your Ball Retriever.
Chapter 18 – Use a strong grip on the Hand Wedge and Weak Slip on the Foot Wedge.
Chapter 19 – Why male golfers will pay $5.00 a beer from the Cart Girl and give her a $3 tip, but will balk at a $3.50 Beer at the 19th Hole and stiff the Bartender.
Hopefully you will find my book intriguing and purchase a copy.
Thank You!
February 17th, 2012 — rants
February 16th, 2012 — rants
Here is why?
2008
Terrence Wheatley
Next: Passed on Jamal Charles
Shawn Crable
Next picks Antwan Mouldon
3rd rd just for fun
Kevin O’Connell
next pick: Mario Manningham ( jesus)
2009
Pat Chung
Next pick: James Larenitas
Ron Brace/ Darius Butler ( sandwich picks)
Next: passed on Lesean McCoy
Sebastion Volhmer
Next pick: Sherrod Martin DB Houston
Brandon Tate ( 3rd, but check this out)
Next pick: Mike Wallace Pitt WR OMG!!! we could have had him???
2010
Gronk ( How did we get this lucky?)
Next pick Sergio Kindle
Brandon Spikes ( remember all his antics and injuries)
Next pick: Pat Angerer
Jermain Cunningham
Next pick: His classmate Carlos Dunlop ( who everyone said was 10 times better)
2011
Ras I Dowling
Next pick: Aaron Williams CB Buffalo
Shane Vereen
Next Pick: Torrey Smith
Other notable second rounders have been:
2007-none
2006- Chad Jackson ( Bust)
2005-None
2004-Marquis Hill ( never saw the field in the 4 years before he died)
2003 Eugene Wilson & Bethel Johnson
Let’s take these 2′s and either pick the right guy, or trade up into the first and get a decent player. We have a much better history in the 1st round. Sans Maroney and Merriwether.
