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Ok!!! for the many many woman out there that read the ” Monty Minute”

I have a question for you? If you had to choose, what type of guy do you go for?

Think about it. Oh ya John T you can chime in here too!

Do you prefer the construction guy with the boots and the tattoos. The guy that drinks hard with the dudes on Friday night and comes home to you after? he might not be the guy with pockets full of cash, or a portfolio of stocks, but he has the muscle.

Or:

Do you like the suit guy. The dude with lots of earning potential. Good looking, but no tattoos, cannot fix a thing around the house, but can pay somebody to do it. The guy that asks you what you want to do on a Friday night. He would ask you first to go to a game. unlike the boots guy who would ask you after his buddies turned him down?

Think about this one? Look back, if you had it to do all over again, you just graduated high school and you can marry the class valedictorian ( decent looking guy that will invent something big , like the cocktail cover and make it big) Or the prom king who was the quarterback on the football team? ( stud)

What do you do?

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I have a simple question today. Why are there two kinds of under arm protectant?

Why can’t we have both?

We put a man on the moon 40 years ago, so why can’t we have both? Why do we have to choose.

We can choose to sweat, or we can choose to stink. Personaly, I would choose to sweat, by why do we have to.

Revolt, call your congressman, write to the manufacturers. This has to stop.

I have gone old school and I have gone back to the spray. I got away from the sprays when all that stuff about florocarbons that were ruining the ozone were the rage.

Now I am back! I am tired of those lines you get when you put your shirt on after using the roll ons. I also hate the fact that you have to turn something every time you apply.

Would you share your deodorant with someone else? Of course not, but if you sprayed you would not have a problem with it.

One last thing, we send foreign aid all over the world, but do we ever send them cases of deoderant ? No we do not.

Have you ever smelled these third world dudes? they stink? They smell like rotten eggs.

We need to cut back on the wheat and rice and send them some basic Hygiene products.

Sometimes I wonder why I waste so much time thinking about this stuff, but it just pops into my head.

Pick a favorite:

The fast little bastard that stuffed it up the ass of the coyote all the time with that annoying beep beep, or the stupid friggin coyote who never gave up?

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Where are we going here?Is there really a choice? These were the hot hot TV stars of the 70′s. They had magical tricks up their sleeves and they drove the men in their life’s crazy. I ask because on the past polls, most people took the girl next door instead of what people would think is the hot chick. Do you have a thing for Elizabeth Montgomery. If she twitched her nose and blinked you into her world, would that be cool? I think I would rather have Jeannie give me the NOD>>>Give us your vote on this….                                           

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Who was hotter. Can you choose between the two MILF’s of the stoneage? I know it is hard, but Wilma with the nice butt and the perky breasts, kind of does it for me.And who gave her that “pearl necklace”? Then again Betty has that girl next door look that can really turn you on. That choker necklace is sexy..

Wilma or Betty you choose…

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I have been pissed off about this for years. I am so sick and tired of people always saying that someone is soooo nice, because they are quiet.

How many times have you heard he is such a nice guy. ” he is so quiet” or she is so nice and she is quiet.

Whatever!!!

so, if you are not quiet, are you a jerk? Have you heard this? He is loud and obnoxious? “what a jerk, she never stops talking” ” He is annoying, he has an opinion about everything”

Well just maybe, the quiet person is quiet because they have nothing to say or nothing to offer. They let someone else do all the talking. If you had 10 quiet people in a room, would you have a party? no.  You would just have quiet.

Do not get me wrong, this loquacious, dogmatic, ebullient, chatty and effusive blogger has lots of quiet friends and they are fine, but they are not nice because they are quiet. They are what they are.

do you know what quiet people are? I think most of them are mass murderers. Watch, the next time there is a TV report about a murder, they will go to the neighbors of the guy that just chopped the head off of two coeds and the neighbors will all say the same thing.

” I DO NOT GET IT, HE WAS SUCH A NICE GUY, HE WAS SO QUIET” That is because he was scheming to be a mass murderer.

So, the next time you see someone that talks a lot, tell them they are nice too.

This is a new category, so I thought I would start with a classic for guys. Sometimes, you have to make a decision. you cannot have both, so you have to weigh your options and make the choice. Your choice usually says a lot about you.

I will have more, like Ali Vs Frazier, Wilma Vs Betty, Chamberlain vs Russell, I dream of Jeannie Vs Bewitched. Now you get it.

Make a pick! You are Gilligan, you are stuck on a deserted Island with Ginger and MaryAnn. You have to pick one. Who is it?

MaryAnn: Plain, but beautiful, wholesome,Girl Next Door, caregiver, sweet, Makes a great home cooked meal.

Ginger: Sassy, sexy, beautiful, vixen, high Maintenance. Bottle of wine by the fire type. You may have to order out every meal.

Let me know!

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