Something that really annoys the shit out of me, is when you get behind a waver.
What is a waver????
A waver is some asshole in front of you driving a car that is soooo nice they wave everybody to go in front of them.
They say go ahead, no problem, I do not have a life, I have no where to go, BUT all the rest of us that have lifes, are behind them cursing the asshole.
I got behind one of the worst wavers ever!!! the other day. I was trying to follow somebody, and the waver got between us. He let at least 6 cars come between him and the guy I was following. He went so far as to back up at a light to let someone in who was coming out of a CVS.
What a putz!!!
Please do not wave people in, be courteous to the people behind you. Let the person wait for an opening. Fo Christs Sake!!!
One, when an ambulance is coming down the street into you and you do the right thing and pull to the side of the road. And some knucklehead goes and passes you. What an asshole
Two when you are on the highway in thick traffic. You see the ambulance in your rear view mirror, so you merge over, so that the emergency vehicle can get to the emergency.
As soon as the ambnulance passes some ASSHOLE jumps out and get right behind the ambulance in order to pass all the rest of the cars. What a jerk
What is the rule for an ambulance anyway? The way I see it. If it is oncoming, you slow down and pull over to the right. If it is behind you, you pull over and stop!
Here is the real answer:
SC Code of Laws Section 56-5-2360(a) of the 1976 Code is amended to read:
Upon the immediate approach of an authorized emergency vehicle making use of an audible signal meeting the requirements of Section 56-5-4970 and visual signals meeting the requirements of Section 56-5-4700, or of a police vehicle properly and lawfully making use of an audible signal or visual signal only, the driver of every other vehicle traveling along a two-lane roadway shall yield the right-of-way and shall immediately drive to a position parallel to, and as close as possible, to the right hand edge or curb of the roadway clear of any intersection and shall stop and remain in such that position until the authorized emergency vehicle has passed, except when otherwise directed by a police officer. A driver of a vehicle traveling along a multilane roadway shall yield the right-of-way and shall remain in, or move to a location that allows the emergency vehicle or police vehicle to pass safely, except as otherwise directed by a police officer.”
As you can see, the law requires that you pull to the right. Since you should be pulling to the right, it is much safer for the ambulance to pass you on the left.
Muslim suicide bombers in Britain are set to begin a three-day strike next Monday in a dispute over the number of virgins they are entitled to in the afterlife. Emergency talks with Al Qaeda have so far failed to produce an agreement.
The unrest began last Tuesday when Al Qaeda Central announced that the number of virgins a suicide bomber would receive after his death will be cut by 25%, from 72 to only 54, effective immediately. The rationale for the cut was the increase in recent years of the number of suicide bombings and the subsequent shortage of virgins in the afterlife, coupled with other factors contributing to a decline in the virgin supply.
The suicide bombers’ union, the British Organization of Occupational Martyrs (or BOOM) responded with a statement that this was unacceptable to its members and immediately balloted for strike action. General Secretary Mustapha Fook told the press, “Our members are literally working themselves to death in the cause of Jihad. We don’t ask for much in return but to be treated like this is like a kick in our teeth.”.
Speaking from his shed in Tipton in the West Midlands in which he currently resides, Al Qaeda chief executive Osama bin Laden explained, “We sympathize with our workers’ concerns but Al Qaeda is simply not in a position to meet their demands. They are simply not accepting the realities of modern-day Jihad in a competitive marketplace and a difficult economy. Thanks to Western depravity, there is now a chronic shortage of virgins in the afterlife, which is not helped by the downturn in the economy which is driving virgins to cash in their chastity. It’s a straight choice between reducing expenditure and laying people off. I don’t like cutting compensation, but I’d hate to have to tell 3000 of my staff that they won’t be able to blow themselves up.”
Spokespersons for the union in Newcastle , Middlesborough, Wales and the entire Australian continent stated that the strike would not affect their operations as “There are no virgins in our areas anyway”.
Apparently the drop in the number of suicide bombings has also been attributed to the emergence and popularity of that Scottish singing star, Susan Boyle. Now that Muslims know what a virgin looks like, they are less keen on rushing to paradise.
I thought I would do some restaurant reviews, but I have too many to do. here is a recap of some I have been to in the last couple of weeks.
Quick snapshots:
Jose mcIntyres
160 Milk Street
Boston Ma
617-451-9460
Went for lunch Nice menu, good bartender. He said he works harder, because he does not big tits. I had the steak tips with corn on the cob and sweet potatoe fries. The fries were the best part
bartender with no tits
Alma Nova:
22 Shipyard Drive
Hingham Ma 02043
New place, yuppy pretentious and unappealing. The bar is not stocked with anything you want. The food is sparse and expensive. Boobie Oar says ” stay away”
Typhoon:
25 Shipyard drive
Hingham Ma
Walk by Alam Nova and go to the typhoon. Fresh food and a great bar. A little pricy, but HEY your in Hingham.
Reggios:
42 Washington Street
Norwell , Ma
Food was poor but the service was good. Mid priced, but all you Can think about when I am there, is that it is a converted pizza hut. This will close within a year.
ORO Restaurant
162 front street
Scituate Ma
781-378-2465
Well worth it. Nice cozy place with good food and good service. The corn Chowder is terrific. fancy, at a budget price.
Gennaro’s Eatery:
12 Blanchard road
Quincy Ma
My kind of place. Low key. huge portions, friendly and cheap. The calzone is HUMONGOUS and the eclairs are the size of a baby’s leg. Good people. While I waited for my eggplant, the owner hooked me up with a free slice of pizza ( buffalo chicken it was delicious)
the chef with a smile
poster boy for good food
Wolfgangs:
4 Park Ave
New york NY
212-889-0350
Nice place with weird and interesting ceilings. Busy all the time. The specialty is the t-bones for 2 or 4 or 6.
Bring your american express platinum card it is pricey. Try the bacon appetizer.
Legal seafood- Natick
good bar, interesting appetizers. 5 kinds of sliders. don’t bother with the lobster BLT, there is no lobster in it. Also the fries absolutely suck. They are covered in bread crumbs or something and served with mayo.
bad fries... why do people want to fuck with a fry?
Brothers roast beef
Weymouth and Abington
Go here and get the SUPER BEEF nothing else. It is a HUGE onion roll stuffed with hot roast beef and all the fixings. Cheap and wonderful. worth the trip believe me.
Napy’s
7 freeman street
Provincetown, Ma
800-571-6274
After Tea dance, this is the place to go. Great food in a relaxed atmosphere. Get the boulibase . Don’t tell them I sent you, as the last time I was there i was kinda loud I guess.
I am sure I can think of 10 more, but I will save that for another post.
Believe it or not ( I am not going to lie to you) I had only been on the docks once in a month and that was the day I left for P town and the day i got back. I was out two weeks to put the bow thruster in, and I have been out for two weeks since the engine blew.
Absence makes the heart grow fonder. I missed the place for sure.
Friday night started out fun. We spun up some captains and root beer ( BW) Then I realized I had no lights or water. I guess I also blew my battery charger. So I had Charlie Manson in the engine room for 2 hours. We finally hooked up a huge battery charger and got the toilets working anyway.
Side note. Thank God for Doug Gorham from Gorham Diesel. Without him I would be screwed. He is available 24/7 and he has been a godsend with all my issues. Between him and the Big Kahuna ( Brian Foley) I have been in good hands. Cause I have no fucking clue how to fix anything!
Saturday was cleaning day. Boobie Oar spent no less than 8 hours cleaning. I puttered around myself a bit in between watching the PGA on TV.
Alec and demi went into Yacht Haven where they had dinner and back to the Searay for a congegal visit.
D dock headed over to the new Typhoon restaurant in the shipyard. We had a full table at the tapenyaki bar. Tons of good food and cocktails. Thirst-N-Howl at three rum and cokes in front of him at once.
Thirst-N-Howl
When we left the bar, we took a cruise out to Grape Island, where we were almost run over by an asshole on the Tuna Whisperer. He was doing 30 knots with his lights in our face. We caught up to him on his way in and let him know what we thought of his unprofessional antics. My guess is that he has a coast Guard inspection coming soon. I hope he is up to date with his safety equipment.
This random kid from C dock caught a keeper off of the slip from hell. He was so excited. We helped him bring it in and they fileted it and ate it. The kid said it was his first fish ever. He kept trying for the rest o=f the weekend. The kid has the fishing fever bad!
A Keeper
Sunday was a day of rest as I had a severe hangover. The chicks were at Amanda’s shower.
The weird thing about Sunday is that the dock got over run by starlings. thousands of them were on every rail and every outrigger. They shit all over the place. It was something out of a scene from an Alfred Hitchcock movie. I should have taken some pictures or video, Let me know if you have any?
Two more things:
One, you may not believe this, but apparently there was a party on C Dock. YUP that’s right. yelling and partying were heard late at night from C dock. Go figure. There is life on C Dock. We think it is coming from the hound Dog. They may be asked to leave and go to B Dock with the heavy hitters
Two, Next Friday night the 20th. Is going to be movie night on the dock. I am going to get a projector and download the BOATNIKS rated PG a 1970′s movie.
We are going to run a sheet off the back of the Boat Biz and set up a bar. Bring your kids, your chairs and some popcorn. Should be fun.
I like to report every week on the comings and goings on the docks. I feel that it is now my duty and job.
Well since I blew my engine last week coming back from P town, I could not get myself to go to the docks. I am afraid I may have cried.
So I stayed away. I did not realize what a lame life I had away from the docks.
This is what my life was like outside of the dock
Friday- Member guest golf tournament at Marshfield CC drinking and eating
Saturday
clean the pool
go to the dump
walk the dog
go to bike store to get bike fixed
clean the car
grocery store
grad party at marina Bay
dinner at Andrea and Skippy’s
catch up on TIVO on the tube
Sunday-
Played golf at Plymouth country club shot 87
pulled weeds
bike ride with JOJO
watched TV
went for walk on beach in Marshfield
Not having a boat sucks!!!
I could report here on what happened on the dock, but my b dock and d dock roving reporters have not checked in. I am sure that nothing happened on C Dock, as there is never anything to report from the graveyard of slips.
With Chelsea’s wedding coming up
Hillary wanted to play the perfect Mom
She asked Chelsea… “have you had sex with Marc?”
Chelsea said…. “Not according to Dad”
For anybody that has been waiting for news from the docks, I apologize. I have been busy.
We left last week for our annual P Town trip. The D dockers left on Thursday and the B dockers on Friday. We are still waiting for somebody to show up from C Dock.
The weather was threatening, but turned out OK.
When we arrived, the slips were not ready, so we rafted up in the harbor for an hour. The good thing was that we saw two whales and two seals in the harbor. The bad thing was that when everyone left me, to go to their slips, I got my winlass stuck and had to call the troops back to rescue me.
What I remember most from the trip was tea dance. If you do not know what tea dance is, it is hundreds of gay and lesbians who get together at the boatslip every day at 4:00 for three hours of drinking and dancing. There are not too many straight people there, and quite honestly, the first half hour, you feel like a leper, and or a wedding crasher. After awhile, you just seem to kinda blend in.
Boobie oar was a big hit at tea dance. The fellas were lovin his gyrating hips and his screams of OMG!
Are those earrings????
We went to tea dance everyday. We were reluctantly joined by the B dockers on Saturday. I thought a few of them were going to run in the beginning, but after awhile they fell in line too.
The funniest moment came when cheech from the sailboat met up with two girls he went to high school with. he was standing by his self and they said hey cheech “what’s up” I never thought I would see you here. Well he stuttered and stanmmered and finally said I I I am here with my girlfriend really. No really i am. So he goes off running for his girlfriend ( Chong) only to lose the girls. My guess is that they are facebbooking that they saw the rugman at the Gay bar already…
We managed to get thrown out of or asked not to return to two restaurants, due to the noise, singing, and having some of us passed out at the table. So, the last night we decided to eat at the dock, and of course our half lebenese and half italian chef made us a great meal including, tuna, lobster, beef, chicken, stuffed peppers etc. He rose to the occasion even though he was hungover bad!!
Everyday we took the zodiacs to the beach at the end of race point. The water and the beach were warm and awesome.
When we left on Sunday, the knot covered and the Stargazer headed east to watch the whales. we encountered three pods of whales. It was great.
The only stinker of the weekend was when we headed back. The boat was running like a top. It could not be better. Till about a mile from the dock, the starboard motor died. I thought HMMM this is not good, but it is probably something simple. I will limp in on one lung and have Charlie look at it. I was not concerned. Hell i have a bow thruster.
Well as it turns out, I blew my starboard engine. Without notice. No alarms, no smells, no smoke, no overheating or guages going wild. It just had enough. it reached its end and just quit. Well I am without a boat and a SHITLOAD of money for the next four weeks. I have to cancel my vacation to the Vineyard.
Ya it sucks, BUT we had a great weekend, and I cannot wait till next year with my new engines.
whats left of the engine before they pull it out on Monday!
Barack Obama met with the Queen of England. He asked her, “Your Majesty, how do you run such an efficient government? Are there any tips you can give to me?”
“Well,” said the Queen, “the most important thing is to surround yourself with intelligent people.”
Obama frowned, and then asked, “But how do I know the people around me are really intelligent?”
The Queen took a sip of tea. “Oh, that’s easy; you just ask them to answer an intelligent riddle.” The Queen pushed a button on her intercom. “Please send Tony Blair in here, would you?”
Tony Blair walked into the room and said, “Yes, my Queen?”
The Queen smiled and said, “Answer me this please, Tony, your mother and father have a child. It is not your brother and it is not your sister. Who is it?”
Without pausing for a moment, Tony Blair answered, “That would be me.”
“Yes! Very good,” said the Queen.
Obama went back home to ask Joe Biden, his vice president the same question. “Joe, answer this for me. Your mother and your father have a child. It’s not your brother and it’s not your sister. Who is it?”
“I’m not sure,” said Biden. “Let me get back to you on that one…” He went to his advisors and asked every one, but none could give him an answer. Finally, he ended up in the men’s room and recognized Colin Powell’s shoes in the next stall.
Biden asked Powell, “Colin, can you answer this for me? Your mother and father have a child and it’s not your brother or your sister. Who is it?”
Colin Powell yelled back, “That’s easy, it’s me!”
Biden smiled, and said, “Thanks!” Then, he went back to speak with Obama. “Say, I did some research and I have the answer to that riddle. It’s Colin Powell!”
Obama got up, stomped over to Biden, and angrily yelled into his face, “No! you idiot! It’s Tony Blair!”
THINGS I DID TO DESERVE THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE
by Barack Obama
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MY BLACK GIRLFRIENDS
by Tiger Woods
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THINGS I LOVE ABOUT MY COUNTRY
by Jane Fonda & Cindy Sheehan
Illustrated by Michael Moore
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MY CHRISTIAN ACCOMPLISHMENTS & HOW I HELPED AFTER KATRINA
by Rev Jesse Jackson & Rev Al Sharpton
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THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL
by Hillary Clinton
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Sequel: THINGS I LOVE ABOUT HILLARY
By Bill Clinton
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THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD
by Bill Gates
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THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY
by Dennis Rodman
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THINGS WE KNOW TO BE TRUE
by Al Gore & John Kerry
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AMELIA EARHART’S GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC
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A COLLECTION of MOTIVATIONAL SPEECHES
by Dr. J… Kevorkian
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TO ALL THE MEN WE HAVE LOVED, BEFORE ……
by Ellen de Generes & Rosie O’Donnell
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GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE
by Mike Tyson
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THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY
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MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS
by O. J. Simpson
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HOW TO DRINK & DRIVE SAFELY
by Ted Kennedy
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MY BOOK OF MORALS
by Bill Clinton
with introduction
by the
Rev. Jesse Jackson
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AND, JUST ADDED:
My Complete Knowledge of Military Strategy
by Nancy Pelosi
This weekend was all about the Luau party. The party was a huge success. There was much planning involved and there are so many people that contributed. I want to call out a bunch of people and I will undoubtedly leave out many who helped.
Monty- DJ for the event, and light show ( special thanks to Skippy, Fast Eddie, Craig and Artie the one man party for help with the setup)
Mrs Slushy ( the queen of B Dock) The kids were entertained for hours and spoiled. They had over ten games including a bursting pinata. They spared no expense putting it all together.
Mrs Knight Rider – see above. She helped out financially and with her time. All the woman did. Thanks. Although she did forget the chafing dishes!!!
Thirst and Howl and Lovie for all of their help with the paper goods, setup, $$$ for the food etc.
Boobie Oar- for orchestrating the local harbormasters, and the coast guard.
Alec- for his MANY dump runs and keeping the place in order. also for his help with the food.
Charlie and FeeFee. Thanks for your generous support with the BBQ and for hosting the solid Gold Dancers on your bow.
Solid Gold dancers aboard the Relax
M&M”s- Thanks for you generous support and the time you did with the kids. I know you were on a tight schedule.
Joe Sugar, Nancy and Paul the owner, for allowing us to get together. This would not happen at most marina’s. They generously gave prizes, ice and had the marina looking spiffy for the event. It is not without a little trepidation that they allow us to rip it up and fend off all the calls from Weymouthport etc.
A specila thanks to the Coast Guard who brought their 41 foot boat by for the kids to tour, and for giving the people of Tern Harbor an ad hoc safety speech. It is always good to see the other side of these people. They have to be sooo serious when they are working, because it is a serious job. Let’s hope you never need them out there. Be safe!
Thanks to everyone who made food, decorated their boats, brought gifts for the coastie kids christmas charity.
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Thanks soooo much for all your generosity
The heat was once again oppressive, I went down hard on Saturday during the setup. Thank God for Captain Morgan. I was able to overcome the dehydration.
Everyone looked AWESOME.
But we did have three winners of prizes.
Best Dressed kid- Ryan from C-Dock ( 2 Red Sox Tickets)
Best dressed Boat- The red faced Killer on the Sea Bitch II ( nice job) Tosca gift card ( thank you sea chain marine and tern harbor)
Best Costume- Buffy from The Boat Biz. Tosca gift card
Best Dock HMMM! Lets call it a tie, between B and D dock… I will tell you, that B dock took the challenge VERY personal. They went way over the top and went all out. They had the tiki Bar. lights and more lights ( no cheating either with xmas lights) I should know, that tiki bar was holding my ass up at 3:00. You people are good real good. No one can drink with you people that is for sure. Except for maybe our own Boobie Oar on D dock.
Not to be left out was a visit from Tommy Boy on the mooring, and even some folks from A and F dock. It was a TOTAL marina party. I hope you got to meet people that you never met before.
One last shout out before the pictures. The Boys from the Jersey Shore did a fabulous job decorating their decks. They all have a big Deck and it is no easy task to decorate that thing. They even showed up with a 5 foot tall fiber glassed penis at midnite ( thanks for leaving it on my awning haha). Only to be out done by Swibby who dressed up like a playboy bunny and a priest at 2:00AM in the morning. That man is not right. For those of you that do not know Swibby from B dock, It is probably because you are not out late. They call him the cockroach, because he only comes out at night.
Pictures: ( please email what you have. I did not take any)
I sell insurance for a living, so I know if it is worthwhile or not. I am skeptical of all the insurance that you are offered from companies that sell you a product like Apple, or Best Buy.
I put travel insurance in this category. You buy it, because you are scared that something bad might happen. You pay too much for it, and when something does happen, you get the runaround when you submit a claim.
Do you really know who you are buying it from? You get it from the Internet from some anonymous source. It is probably some dude sitting in his pajamas in his living room in Hingham for all you know.
I researched the subject and I came up with one decent source for information and quotes.
A married couple was in a terrible accident where the
Man’s face was severely burned.
The doctor told the Husband that they
couldn’t graft any skin from his body
Because he was too skinny. So the wife offered to donate
Some of her own skin. However, the only skin on her body
That the doctor felt was suitable would have to come
from her buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they
would tell no one about where the skin came from, and they
requested that the doctor also honor their secret. After
All, this was a very delicate matter. After the surgery was
completed, everyone was astounded at the man’s new face.
He looked more handsome than he ever had before! All his
Friends and relatives just went on and on about his youthful beauty!
One day, he was alone with his wife, and he was
overcome with emotion at her sacrifice. He said, ‘Dear,
I just want to thank you for everything you did for me.
How can I possibly repay you?’
‘My darling,’ she replied,
‘I get all the thanks I need every time I see your mother
Dear American liberals, leftists, social progressives, socialists, Marxists and Obama supporters, et al:
We have stuck together since the late 1950′s for the sake of the kids, but the whole of this latest election process has made me realize that I want a divorce. I know we tolerated each other for many years for the sake of future generations, but sadly, this relationship has clearly run its course.
Our two ideological sides of America cannot and will not ever agree on what is right for us all, so let’s just end it on friendly terms. We can smile and chalk it up to irreconcilable differences and go our own way.
Here is a model separation agreement:
Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by landmass each taking a similar portion. That will be the difficult part, but I am sure our two sides can come to a friendly agreement. After that, it should be relatively easy! Our respective representatives can effortlessly divide other assets since both sides have such distinct and disparate tastes.
We don’t like redistributive taxes so you can keep them. You are welcome to the liberal judges and the ACLU. Since you hate guns and war, we’ll take our firearms, the cops, the NRA and the military. We’ll take the nasty, smelly oil industry and you can go with wind, solar and biodiesel. You can keep Oprah, Michael Moore and Rosie O’Donnell. You are, however, responsible for finding a bio-diesel vehicle big enough to move all three of them.
We’ll keep capitalism, greedy corporations, pharmaceutical companies, Wal-Mart and Wall Street. You can have your beloved lifelong welfare dwellers, food stamps, homeless, homeboys, hippies, druggies and illegal aliens. We’ll keep the hot Alaskan hockey moms, greedy CEO’s and rednecks. We’ll keep the Bibles and give you NBC and Hollywood .
You can make nice with Iran and Palestine and we’ll retain the right to invade and hammer places that threaten us. You can have the peaceniks and war protesters. When our allies or our way of life are under assault, we’ll help provide them security.
We’ll keep our Judeo-Christian values. You are welcome to Islam, Scientology, Humanism, political correctness and Shirley McClain. You can also have the U.N. but we will no longer be paying the bill.
We’ll keep the SUV’s, pickup trucks and oversized luxury cars. You can take every Subaru station wagon you can find.
You can give everyone healthcare if you can find any practicing doctors. We’ll continue to believe healthcare is a luxury and not a right. We’ll keep “The Battle Hymn of the Republic” and “The National Anthem.” I’m sure you’ll be happy to substitute “Imagine”, “I’d Like to Teach the World to Sing”, “Kum Ba Ya” or “We Are the World”.
We’ll practice trickle down economics and you can continue to give trickle up poverty your best shot.
Since it often so offends you, we’ll keep our history, our name and our flag.
Would you agree to this? If so, please pass it along to other like-minded liberal and conservative patriots and if you do not agree, just hit delete. In the spirit of friendly parting, I’ll bet you answer which one of us will need whose help in 15 years.
Sincerely,
John J. Wall
Law Student and an American
P. S. Also, please take Ted Turner, Sean Penn, Martin Sheen, Barbara Streisand, & Jane Fonda with you.
P. S. S. And you won’t have to press 1 for English when you call our country.
The other day I bought a value pack of WD-40 at BJ’s.
I use this stuff on the metal on my boat and it works wonders. It holds the shine and de-oxidizes the metal.
Do you know what else it does????
WD-40 uses:
1. Protects silver from tarnishing.
2. Removes road tar and grime from cars.
3. Cleans and lubricates guitar strings.
4. Gives floors that ‘just-waxed’ sheen without making them slippery.
5.. Keeps flies off cows.
6. Restores and cleans chalkboards.
7. Removes lipstick stains.
8.. Loosens stubborn zippers.
9. Untangles jewelry chains.
10. Removes stains from stainless steel sinks.
11. Removes dirt and grime from the barbecue grill.
12. Keeps ceramic/terra cotta garden pots from oxidizing.
13. Removes tomato stains from clothing.
14. Keeps glass shower doors free of water spots.
15. Camouflages scratches in ceramic and marble floors.
16. Keeps scissors working smoothly..
17. Lubricates noisy door hinges on vehicles and doors in homes.
18. It removes black scuff marks from the kitchen floor! Use WD-40 for those nasty tar and scuff marks on flooring. It doesn’t seem to harm the finish and you won’t have to scrub nearly as hard to get them off. Just remember to open some windows if you have a lot of marks.
19. Bug guts will eat away the finish on your car if not removed quickly! Use WD-40!
20. Gives a children’s playground gym slide a shine for a super fast slide.
21. Lubricates gear shift and mower deck lever for ease of handling on riding mowers…
22.. Rids kids rocking chairs and swings of squeaky noises.
23. Lubricates tracks in sticking home windows and makes them easier to open..
24. Spraying an umbrella stem makes it easier to open and close.
25. Restores and cleans padded leather dashboards in vehicles, as well as vinyl bumpers.
26. Restores and cleans roof racks on vehicles.
27. Lubricates and stops squeaks in electric fans
28. Lubricates wheel sprockets on tricycles, wagons, and bicycles for easy handling.
29. Lubricates fan belts on washers and dryers and keeps them running smoothly.
30. Keeps rust from forming on saws and saw blades, and other tools.
31. Removes splattered grease on stove.
32. Keeps bathroom mirror from fogging.
33. Lubricates prosthetic limbs.
34. Keeps pigeons off the balcony (they hate the smell).
35. Removes all traces of duct tape.
36. Folks even spray it on their arms, hands, and knees to relieve arthritis pain.
37. Florida ’s favorite use is: ‘cleans and removes love bugs from grills and bumpers.’
38. The favorite use in the state of New York , WD-40 protects the Statue of Liberty from the elements.
39. WD-40 attracts fish. Spray a little on live bait or lures and you will be catching the big one in no time. Also, it’s a lot cheaper than the chemical attractants that are made for just that purpose. Keep in mind though, using some chemical laced baits or lures for fishing are not allowed in some states.
40. Use it for fire ant bites.. It takes the sting away immediately and stops the itch.
41. WD-40 is great for removing crayon from walls. Spray on the mark and wipe with a clean rag.
42. Also, if you’ve discovered that your teenage daughter has washed and dried a tube of lipstick with a load of laundry, saturate the lipstick spots with WD-40 and rewash. Presto! The lipstick is gone!
43. If you sprayed WD-40 on the distributor cap, it would displace the moisture and allow the car to start.
Summer is in full swing as I write this weeks blog. The weather is hot and so are the girls on B dock.
Hot babes on B Dock
I have one question?????
Who was the wise guy that put this bumper sticker on the window of my truck in the parking lot?
The word is after Nancy went through the film. ( don’t ever forget that you are on film at all times on the docks. The camera is on top of the building and records everything) that the culprit was an Italian guy from “B” Dock that has no GPS.
Shame on him for messing with Monty. I am good with a computer and imaging, if you know what I mean.
This weekend started out with a bang. On Friday night, all my buddies from “B” Dock went to Salem, So I went to “C” Dock to find someone to drink with. Bad Idea. That dock is deserted. The only reason to go to “C” Dock is to take a nap or go fishing.
I had to find a new friend. So I see a guy in a sailboat ( how desperate was I? I am now talking to sailboat people.. GEEZ!! )
Apparently, he could not get on his mooring because his buddy ( Riley pic below)
tied the zodiac on the mooring with a “granny” knot. The boat floated away, and they were stranded. I hailed them into D dock. This might have been the beginning of the end for Tommy Boy and veronica.
I said to Tommy Boy, What’s you poison? He says a little rum and coke would be nice. Well a bottle later, along with a few beers he was a mess. Then he met our own Boobie Oar. The master of the Martini. Boobie then shook up about a half dozen chocolate martini’s for Tommy Boy, then another half dozen Cosmo’s.
Well, need I say it got ugly after that.
Click on the ” Tommy Boy” link below to see the action caught on Skippy’s phone.
Now if that is not fun, nothing is. I will never be able to hear that song by Fred says ( I am too sexy for my shirt) again.
The next day Tommy boy ( picture below) said the last thing he remembered was having one of Alec’s lamb chops with mint jelly. Everything else was blurry after that.
Tommy Boy before the lights went out
Tommy boy has real potential to be a “D” Docker, but I think Veronica might have to keep him on the mooring for awhile.
What Else:
A word about carts. I have a pet peeve, and it is people that take the carts from the parking lot, load up their boats and leave the cart behind their boat. Boaters PLEASE return your cart when you are done. people in the parking lot are waiting for them, especially the one with two wheels. There is only one left with any rubber on the wheels.
Next weekend is the Luau Party. 5-10 on D Dock. Remember three things
Bring a toy or diapers for the Coastie Kids Christmas Charity.
Bring some food for you and others
Decorate your boat and yourself in Hawaiian gear.
This should be a great time. The Coast Guard 41 footer should be there by 6:00 for the kids to go on. Food music and drink all night. Bring a good attitude and be safe!
On another thought, did you know, that the Hingham Harbormaster now has rental moorings at worlds End? Get there early. It is $35 per boat and saves you from dragging anchor.
My boat never left the slip this weekend, but Charlie and Fee Fee were gone to marblehead for the weekend, B Dock went to Salem and Worlds End, and the D Dockers were off to Yacht haven.
FYI see Nancy in the office and see if she has anymore discount cards. She has cards that give you discounts at various marina’s when you travel.
Now for this weeks pictures:
Dont let this man tie up your Dinghy
You know what Lucy the Litterer says. ” If you cannot tie a good knot, tie alot of them”
B Dock Dinner
Question???
How many guys does it take to pick up 3 subs and 3 pizza’s? 5 if you load into a Dinali and go to the ocean Kai for multiple Mai Tais before you get the order. What a mistake that is as the M& M’s
It all got fuzzy after the mai Tai's
B Dock drinkers
He is always on the minute
First time on the Minute " Mrs Scuba Steve"
Floaters
Jersey Shore Guys with their big Decks
Hair braiding on B dock
nice c dock kids ruined by the B dock lifestyle
I wonder where the kids got that idea from?????
Can you believe that guy goes to a personal trainer??? I would ask for my money back.
Hot girls on a hot night
Pre counseling
There are two guys on the docks that have had long term relationships. They share the same name. They were lacking commitment in their lives. I worked on one and his honey now has a commitment ring. I am working on the other as we speak. I made great progress saturday night. i feel the commitment ring is coming soon.
This is the picture post counseling.. I am good!
Sunday tieup World's End
A free beer for anyone who knows who the Mystery Butt belongs to?
Mystery man Hint: from C Dock
I know that nobody knows anybody on C dock, but I found someone there yesterday. Who is this mystery man?
Free Drink for the answer to this weeks mystery question.
The answer to last weeks mystery man was Charlie Manson on the 50 hatteras who was wearing those bejeweled sandals and the choker collar.
One last question??? After being on the boat for a weekend, do you suffer the sways? Do you get on land and feel yourself swaying? like in the shower or sitting down. I do. I sway all week. It sucks!
It is called Mal de Debarquement There is no cure for it.
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