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Bruins Stanley Cup 2011 incredible.

If this does not get you jacked and pumped for the cup finals nothing will.

Go B’s

Monty

Patriots kick Jets ASS

I was at the game last night. I am tired, hungover and hoarse.

What a game. The Pats beat the Jets in every manner. They outplayed them, they out coached them and the crowd was the 12th man. The crowd to a person never sat in their seats for one second. It was nice to see it that loud again.

Tedy Bruschi gave a great halftime speech. He was definitely one of the best Patriots ever. Not nearly the best player, but one of the best Patriots if you know what I mean. I really wish he had retired two years earlier. The last two years were sad watching his skills deteriorate so badly. He deserves all the credit he gets. He will be a New England favorite like Bobby Orr. larry Bird, and Luis Tiant. A guy that can walk the streets of New England any time and call this his new home.

The game was great. The Pats are turning this thing around. The defense looks good. Aside from their poor stats, they look good. McCourty is terrific. Injuries have not slowed this team down. Think about the injuries. Faulk,Ty Warren, Bodden, Taylor, Gostkowski, Neal. and more. These are good players we are missing.

The more I think about it, the more I think the Pats will take two Offensive lineman at the top of the draft. Their whole line becomes a free agents in the next two years. Mankins and Light this year. Please tell me that they will not resign Matt ( turnstyle) Light. I would love to see Mankins get his money.

FYI List of 2010 free agents:

Kevin Faulk, RB

Shayne Graham, K

Matt Light, OT

Logan Mankins, G

Brandon McGowan, S

Sammy Morris, RB

Quinn Ojinnaka, OT

Jarrod Page, S

Fred Taylor, RB

Tracy White, LB

Ben Jarvis green ellis ( restricted)

2011 Free Agents:

Deion Branch, WR

Dan Connolly, C

Alge Crumpler, TE

Dan Koppen, C

Gary Guyton, LB

Matt Katula, LS

Mark Levoir, OT

Brandon Meriweather, S

Stephen Neal, G

Rob Ninkovich, LB

James Sanders, S

Matt Slater, WR

Wes Welker, WR

Jonathan Wilhite, CB

Pats have two tough games coming up against Da Bears and the Packers. If they get through them, I see a bye and home field throughout.

Good job Pats. You have me fooled. I did not see this coming.

Monty

King street recreation facility – Hanover ma

In 2008 Hanover voters approved $1,430,000 in CPC funding to purchase about 60 acres of land on King Street with the goal of creating new recreational facilities.

The land was formally used as corn fields and for farming. It would have made a nice place for new homes, but the town had the for-site to buy it up before they put up 20 more MCMansions that people cannot afford. They would have filled them with more kids and put a bigger drain on the schools.

I have been going to this location to take walks with the dog before they even bought it. I have been going monthly since they started construction and the place is turning out great. Baseball fields everywhere, streets and roads, and space big enough to have 10 lacrosse or soccer games going at the same time.

I wish they had this place when my kids were growing up in town. They seemed to have planned this well, as they have a well and irrigation for all the fields, and the aforementioned parking.

I see this place as a destination for large youth sporting events for Soccer, Lacrosse and baseball.

If you have not seen the development yet, take a ride in and check it out. Park your car and walk around. It takes about 15 minutes to make your way around the whole facility.

Too bad I plan on moving soon from Hanover. They finally have a new high school, a new police station, a new fire station, refurbished transfer station, remodeled elementary and middle schools. Come to think about it, I guess that is why I am moving. I have no kids to go to these schools, or use these facilities, but I pay over $10,000 in taxes to the town. Just my luck a day late and a dollar short.

Enjoy these new and beautiful facilities. Hanover is a perfect place to bring up your kids.

It’s Time

It’s time for some Changes in Sports

Its time for Joe paterno and Bob Bowden to RETIRE!!

Its Time for the Patriots to cut Lawrence Maroney  He Sucks!

Its time for the Bruins to win something

Its time for Rajon Rondo to pick it up, or shut up.

Its time to replace Matt Light.

Its time for someone to challenge Tiger Woods

Its time for people to understand Nascar in the northeast

It’s time for Varitek to sit on the bench.

Its time  for AROD to take his Fall Hiatus

Its time for Al Davis to die or move aside

Its time for people in Cleveland to dump Mangini

Its time for Alabama to win the national championship again

Its time for Brett farve to retire for a third time

Its time to bring Junior Seau out of retirement for the second half of the year

Patriots lack Talent and desire

Now that we have started off the 2009 season at 0-2 Are you scared?

0-2 you say? Monty you are wrong. We are 1-1

No we are not. We lost the opener at home to Buffalo. They handed us the game winning score, but  WE LOST THE GAME.

NO kidding we are 0-2. And going nowhere. We lack talent and heart. The Bills and the J.E.T.S. wanted it more and got it done.

Quick grades:

Coach     D

Brady     F

O-Line   F

Committee This means running backs B-

Wide Outs B  ( not their fault that they do not know the plays. When was the last time we drafted one? The only end we had from last year was Moss.

D LIne-B

Lb’s – D

DB’S- F

Kicking-A

We are lacking talent do the lack of drafting anything that resembles talent in the last 5 years. Did you see #24 Whilhite. OMG he sucks.

When have we drafted a wideout, or a linebacker ( you say Mayo right- Well you are right-You see what happens when you draft correctly) There were plenty of them this year to pick from.

When have we selected a shut down corner?

No Talent = No Wins…

WE were outcoached. out hustled and Brady had a bad game. This is a bad recipe. Look for other teams to do it to us too.

Would someone have the balls to dump maroney please!!!

This is going to be a long year…

Tribute to Tedy Bruschi

Patriot hall of famer tedy Bruschi

Patriot hall of famer tedy Bruschi

Tedy Bruschi will announce his retirement today. Maybe he is graduating like junior did and will be back like the snow every December.

But, I think he is really doing it. As you know, I have been looking for him to retire for the last three years. His skills as a football player have been diminishing. He has never lost his skill to lead his team and or to demonstrate what REAL heart is in a football player.

For most of his 13 years as a Patriot tedy has been the heartbeat of the team and the defense, He was a play maker and a force on the field. It is unusual that someone will play for the same team for his whole career. I cannot wait for the day that he is enshrined in the patriots hall of fame. I will be the one clapping the loudest, and will probably have a tear in my eye for all the great memories I had watching him. I saw all of his games. I would say that 95% of his home games and all of his Super bowls in person.

He was always there to make the big play. A sack, or a stripped ball, or my favorite is when he would jump up in front of a pass and snag it for a pick 6.

Good Luck to tedy and his family. I can only hope that he finds a job in some way with the Pats and sticks around. These type of guys do not grow on trees.

Monty

What do you think about the 2009 Patriots?

I have had a chance to look at last year, and everything that has gone forward to date, including departures, arrivals, the draft and free agency, as well as a turnover of coaches.
Here is what I think and some predictions for 2009.

The Good:

Depth of talent
Tom Brady
The offensive line pass blocking
Bill Belichek
Moss and Welker
D-Line
Thomas and mayo @ LB
Gostkowski (one of the 3 best palyers on the team honest)

The Bad

Tough Schedule ( last year was a once in a lifetime push over)
No backup QB ( we are dead without Brady)
Offensive line run blocking
Running back ( the committee will falter)
Cornerback ( this will become the achilles heal)
Punter

Players that we need to say good bye to:

Tedy Bruschi ( it is two years overdue)
Benjamin Watson ( sure he looks good, but that is like saying Varitek cacthes a good game)
Lawrence Maroney ( he needs to stutter step his way out of town)

Things to watch

Julien Edelman
Adalius Thomas ( big year coming)
Derrick Burgess ( specialist who will make big plays in big situations)
Brady to Moss to Welker ( reminds me of the big 3, Bird, Mchale and Parrish)

The Pats are still two things, Belicheck and Brady. Without them, they are the Oakland raiders. Do not ever forget that. They are only what they are because of those two. God bless them as long as we have them.
The eventual demise of the Pats will because of one thing, and that is the poor drafts that they keep putting together. Free agency has saved them. They remain, the worst drafters in the NFL. They are perrenially loaded with a dozen high picks every year and come away with almost nothing. Any expert will tell you that your team is built on the draft. Free agency is for holes.
We have One player left from 2007 draft ( merriweather) that is really sad. He has not showed much yet either. They only have Maroney and Gotkowski from 2006 and we know that Maroney is a total BUST. Ryan Ocallahan will be cut this year. 2005 was ok. Logan Mankins ( very Good) Nick Kazur and James Sanders ( just Ok) Do you see what I mean. We have all these picks and not much to show. 2004 only the two number one’s are left Wilfolk and Watson ( you never dump you 1′s) Wilfolk will be gone and Watson would have been gone if he were not a #1 pick.

Go back over those names that are left over the last 5 years and tell me if that was a nucleus to build a franchise That is what is left of about 45 picks. terrible……

This will be the last year for Vince Wilfolk. He will never sign here. It is only 176 more days before junior Seau comes back for the playoffs ( he is like 46 right?)

Running back by committee does not work. We need a featured runner bad. and dont give me Fred taylor or Sammy Morris ( always hurt) I think Ben Jarvis green ellis ( the law firm) is the best of the lot

newcomers to watch for:
Vollmer
Edelman
Pryor
darius butler (he will be a trick or treat guy)
Derrick Burgess
Chris Baker
whoever snaps the ball

The biggest surprise that we might get is a blitz package finnally. I think this could be a blitz happy defense that will cause lots of sacks and turnovers. I hope they finnally let these guys loose.

If Brady is healthy as are the recievers look for 2007 numbers.

Good Luck Pats. With that schedule, you are going to need it. I hope the Jets loose every game and that Eric mangini ( browns) goes the way of Ted Kennedy.

Pats 11-5  but make the playoffs

Monty

Roy halladay for the farm

Enough on this subject. I do not know why Red Sox fans always hate the Yankees, but always want to be like them.

You cannot be a kid in a candy store all the time. everytime a new car comes out, you might like it, but you dont have to sell the kids to buy it.

Hold onto the kids in the farm system. They are potentially very very good. I would rather see a young kid come up like bard or buckholtz than a $20,000, 000 player.

Do you really want to face these kids in your division for the next 8 years? Especially when they are getting peanuts to play for the next 5-6 years.

While I am at it, the Sox need Bats badly. They also need a catcher badly. Does anybody watch Varitek and think that he has any chance of hitting the ball. I think all his hits are mistakes. He swings and gets lucky once in awhile. The only thing he is hitting i guess is that hot sportscaster Heidi Whatney. Good for him on that front. I wouldn’t mind seeing a hidden video on her like Erin Andrews.

Extreme Golf

Just a full wedge shot.  But watch out for the wind direction

million dollar par 3

Forget pitch and putt – this tee-off point on top of a 430m mountain inSouth Africa is the hardest golf shot in the world, and more than $US1 million awaits the player who can score a hole in one.
Players must take a helicopter to the top to play the longest – and highest – par three on the planet.
Taking the shot also requires courage – a player needs to teeter terrifyingly close to the edge of the mammoth hillside.
Indeed, the Extreme 19th Hole is so high the ball takes almost 30 seconds to reach the ground.
Channel Nine cricket commentator Mark Nicholas recently joined an elite list to have the shot in just three swings.
“It was awesome, riveting and phenomenal,” he said. “It’s like the end of the world when you get up there and it’s an awful lot of fun
“It’s such an adrenalin rush taking the helicopter up and then rushing back down.”
The hole is based at the Legends Golf and Safari Resort, within the Entabeni Safari Conservancy in South Africa’s north-eastern LimpopoProvince.
The other 18 holes were designed by world golfing legends including Trevor Immelman, Sergio Garcia, Padraig Harrington and Australia’s Robert Allenby.
A round of golf – including a budggy and lunch – will set you back R450 ($A70).
The Extreme 19th costs is R6700 ($A1060) per four ball, that includes helicopter ride, souvenir cap and glove and a DVD of you playing the hole.
So far, no one has even come close pocketing the million-dollar prize, but Harrington became the first golfer to conquer the hole within par.
Harrington said: “This is the type of innovation and excitement we need to get more people playing golf.
“There aren’t many new innovative ways to play the game but this is certainly one of the best.
“I think this hole is awesome – I love the whole experience, the helicopter, the views, the drama and having the green the shape of Africa.
“And now I’ve got bragging rights over all the other professionals who have played this and not managed to make    a three. I love everything about it.”

Alleged list of steroid users

The 103 from 2003.

Not sure if this is true, but there sure are a lot of Dominicans.

*According to rotoinfo:

1.Nomar Garciaparra
2.Manny Ramirez
3.Johnny Damon ?
4.Trot Nixon
5.David Ortiz
6.Shea Hillenbrand
7.Derek Lowe
8.Pedro Martinez
9.Brian Roberts
10.Jay Gibbons
11.Melvin Mora
12.Jerry Hairston
13.Jason Giambi
14.Alfonso Soriano
15.Raul Mondesi
16. Aaron Boone
17.An dy Pettitte
18.Jose Contreras
19.Roger Clemens
20.Carlos Delgado
21.Vernon Wells
22.Frank Catalanotto
23.Kenny Rogers
24.Magglio Ordonez
25.Sandy Alomar
26.Bartolo Colon
27.Brent Abernathy
28.Jose Lima
29.Milton Bradley
30.Casey Blake
31.Danys Baez
32.Craig Monroe
33.Dmitri Young
34.Alex Sanchez
35.Eric Chavez
36.Miguel Tejada
37.Eric Byrnes
38.Jose Guillen
39.Keith Foulke
40.Ricardo Rincon
41.Bret Boone
42.Mike Cameron
43.Randy Winn
44.Ryan Franklin
45.Freddy Garcia
46.Rafael Soriano
47.Scott Spiezio
48.Troy Glaus
49.Francisco Rodriguez
50.Ben Weber

51.Alex Rodriguez

52.Juan Gonzalez
53.Rafael Palmeiro
54.Carl Everett
55.Javy Lopez
56.Gary Sheffield
57.Mike Hampton
58.Ivan Rodriguez
59.Derrek Lee
60.Bobby Abreu
61.Terry Adams
62.Fernando Tatis
63.Livan Hernandez
64.Hector Almonte
65.Tony Armas
66.Dan Smith
67.Roberto Alomar
68.Cliff Floyd
69.Roger Cedeno
70.Jeromy Burnitz
71.Moises Alou
72.Sammy Sosa
73.Corey Patterson
74.Carlos Zambrano
75.Mark Prior
76.Kerry Wood
77.Matt Clement
78.Antonio Alfonseca
79.Juan Cruz
80.Aramis Ramirez
81.Craig Wilson
82.Kris Benson
83.Richie Sexson
84.Geoff Jenkins
85.Valerio de los Santos

86.Benito Santiago
87.Rich Aurilia
88.Barry Bonds
89.Andres Galarraga
90.Jason Schmidt
91.Felix Rodriguez
92.Jason Christiansen
93.Matt Herges
94.Paul Lo Duca
95.Shawn Green
96.Jeromy Burnitz
97.Adrian Beltre
98.Eric Gagne
99.Guillermo Mota
100.Luis Gonzalez
101Todd Helton
102.Ryan Klesko
103.Gary Matthews
104.Oliver Perez

There are a few lists out there, who knows what is true?

Boston Sports Opinions

I was told today that I do not write enough about sports. That is odd, because next to eating, I know the most about sports. That is why I do not write about woman, because I know the least about them.

So Shanna, here goes:

Football:

Steelers won’t win it next year.

Pats will be in it if  HEALTHY…

Chargers have the best team, but are f’d up in the front office and coaching

Detroit will win 3, but who will be the first  they win against? I say the Redskins on 9/27/09 Jesus those poor bastards have a tough schedule.

Jets will win only 5. They take a huge slide. Sanchez will not be primetime for awhile

All of my fav college teams are in trouble- Alabama, Michigan and BC.

Ohio State will never win the national title no matter how much they pay their players.

Woman’s Sports:

Call me names, call me a chauvinist, call me ignorant, but I just don’t care about them. I try to watch, but they do not float my boat.

Some of the woman golfers are hot though.

Baseball:

I wished I liked it as much as the other crazies around here. It is just too slow.

Yankees suck- they will never win it all till they get rid of A-Rod. he is the curse.

Sox have the best pitching

Theo is an organizational genius, but he sucks at Free Agents.

Terry Francona. Dude what the hell are you eating all the time?

If I say that Wakefield sucks for the next 10 years, I have to be right one of these years don’t I?

Celtics:

Don’t look now, but they Green are sinking fast

Age and injuries will be the death of them

I guess Rondo is a prick to be around.

Is Paul Pierce a Blood or a crip?

They need height, and for God sakes not another white guy.

They pick number 58 in the draft. They will probably get a small white guard out of Nichols college in Dudley with that low a pick.

The B’s:

Peter Chiarelli was the difference. He is the best thing that happened to them I think.

The salary cap was the next best thing. It Made ole jeremy Jacobs spend the money.

The B’s will be the next Champion in this town.

after the B’s I would say Red Sox, Pats and the Celtics in that order.

nascar:

You have to love Tony Stewart. This might be his year. He got nosed out on the road course yesterday, but he will be there in the end.

Golf:

Tiger is so far ahead of the pack.

I might seem like an ass, but I am glad Mickelson came in second. When you have that many Yankee fans rooting for you, something is wrong.

Monty

Just for fun, look at my sports review from one year ago on July 2nd 2008

Sports review 2008

I have not changed too many opinions.

Monty’s mock draft 2009

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I live for the NFL draft. I usually lock myself in a room surrounded by papers and statistics and 40 times and benchpress numbers. I sigh everytime some team reaches for a player.

What is really frustrating for a Patriots fan, is that I wait for the pick. They say ” the Patriots are on the clock” and then the commissioner comes out and tells us that the Pats have traded the pick to some team for a lower pick and one next year.

Here is my mock Draft. Shame on the teams if they do not take my advice.

Detroit- Matt Stafford, although Sanchez will be better

St Louis- Jason Smith, safe pick, he will be just ok.

Kansas City-Aaron Curry, best LB/De out there solid. They will probably trade out though

Seahawks- Michael Crabtree, great pick- he is another in a long line of idiot rubberheads that play wide out in the NFL, but he has skills

Browns- Bj Raj, he has skyrocketed up in the draft. solid player in the 3/4

Cincinnati Bungles- Eugene monroe  good pick

Raiders -Brian Orakpo, this guy has the body to play in the NFL

Jacksonville-Tyson Jackson

Green Bay-Malcolm Jenkins

San Fran-Mark Sanchez if he isnt gone already somebody will move up for him

Buffy-Rey Maualuga

Broncos-Jeremy Macklin

Skins-Andre Smith Continues a run on tackles

The Aints- Ebon Britton

Texans-Clay matthews or brian cushing

Diego-Vontae davis

J>E>T>S>Chris wells

Broncos-Everrete brown- another riser in the draft

Tampa bay- Josh Freeman

Lions-Aaron Maybin

Eagles-Darrius heyward -Bey

Vikings-Micahel Oher

PATRIOTS- Brandon Pettigrew Tight end. I know dont be surpised, but probably either Matthews or Cushing, whoever is available. They might not pick here anyway, I would trade it for ochocinco. Maybe William Beatty

Falcons- Darius Butler

Dolphins-Robert Ayers

Ravens-Brandon pettigrew

Indy-Knoshown Moreno

Buffalo-Peria Jerry

Giants-Might take Kenny Britt. if not they take.Percy harvin and leave Britt for the Pats

Titans-Donald Brown

Cardinals-Larry English

Steelers-Sean Smith or Conner barwin

Pats pick at 34- kenny Britt Wr Rutgers

Lets see how I do, and how the pats do.

monty

State of Yankee Nation

My friend is a New Yorker, and a die hard pinstriper.He  has penned a guest column. I think he did a great job. I took this guy to Fenway for a Yankee red Sox game one time, and he came in a Yankee ” RUTH” jersey. He took a beating and got covered in mustard and beer. That is a true fan. The consensus from Yankee fans, is that they are not happy buying a championship, but would rather earn it. Everybody would like to win at any cost, but , if the yankees win it just might be a tainted banner.

Mike writes:

 

 

Yes, I’m a Yankee fan writing a bit for the Monty Minute. Get over it. Now that I’ve cleared that up, it’s time to air my loots. Beginning in 1996, all was right in Yankeeland. A few championships here and there. One memorable asswhipping after another. And then in 2004, everything went wrong. It was painful enough to watch the Yankees choke the 2004 ALCS and to make things worse, the Sox went on to win it all. I called Hell, and it wasn’t frozen, pigs weren’t flying, and I checked my ass…….no monkeys flying out of it. I was scarred for life. AND, I had to watch this shit again in 2007. FUCK! What did I do to deserve this? I didn’t grow up kicking puppies, pushing kids down the stairs and lighting shit on fire. I want an explanation why I’ve been tortured for the last 4 years! (I know – A-Rod is a fag. But, that’s not good enough)

 

However disturbing that episode was, I’m here to bitch about something else. Apparently the Sox winning a title was even too much for Hankenstien to handle. He just went out and spent the gross domestic product of Rhode Island on 3 players. I am totally, irrevocably, undeniably embarrassed by this behavior. Rather than developing a farm system, the Yankees are handing out big contracts like Times Square hookers with a blue light special on blowjobs. Let’s take a closer look at what they ACTUALLY paid for:

 

C.C Sabathia: $161mm (average $23mm per season). OK, I’m telling everyone right now that this fat fuck is going to get “Pavano Syndrome” (a disease whereby stupid shit, like a knitting accident, keeps you out of the line-up indefinitely). This guy is built like Ralph Kramden. He’s going to pitch 3 games and then go down faster than a fat chick on a firepole. If I see this prick in any Manhattan restaurant with nothing more than a plate of broccoli in front of him, I’m going to drown him in whatever gravy laden dish he’s eating. And, to make matters worse, this fat pile of shit got $9mm before he even eats his first deep fried toddler in a pinstripe uniform.

Prediction: Permanent disabled list.

 

Mark Teixeria: $180mm (average $22.5mm per season). I don’t think this guy suffers from the “fat gene”, like the other waste of sperm, Sabathia. However, I’m sure Derek Jeter will be happy to hear that he’s no longer the most overrated player in the game. Move over Derek, there’s a bigger turd in the toilet. Hello Teixeria!!

Prediction: He’ll bat above the Mendoza line, but not over .300. Hello….say it with me now…..Jason Giambi “the Sequel”! $22.5mm of 8th slot DH garbage.

 

A.J. Burnett: $82.5mm (average $16.5mm per season) So what if the guy won 18 games last year? He LOST 10 and had an ERA over 4.00!! He’s getting $16mm for this? He’s 87-76 in his career? Is this what mediocrity is getting paid in 2009? Shit, I’m marching into my bosses office and demand a $16mm raise and vacation from October through March. After all, I had a better 2008 year than fucking Burnett.

Prediction: You’re looking at the 3rd most overrated player in baseball. Oh, and ironically, the 3rd most overrated player on the Yankees……..Teixeria, Jeter and Burnett (in that order)……with A-Rod a very close 4th.

 

And did anyone notice that they Yankees just got a new stadium paid for by the City of New York? The Yankees needing taxpayer funding for a new stadium is like when The Christian Children’s Fund made that Sally Struthers their pitch person for donations to feed poor kids. They draped her fat ass on a couch like Jabba the Hut and she begged for money for food. I can’t believe I live in this shithole state that actually gave the Yankees money. Seriously, folks, think about this one for a second or two.

 

 

Summation: The Yankees will probably roll over the league this year, but it won’t be any fun. Every time the Yankees put a “W” in the books, I’ll know that it will have cost an average of $2mm (based on 95 win season). Fuck!!!

 

Good Season: The Yanks win WS, but it’s not enjoyable.

Bad Season: The Yanks don’t win WS. All that means it that A-Rod is still a curse.

REALLY bad season: Red Sox win WS again. I’m committing harry carrey in the middle of Times Square.

 

 

Al Davis

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Please somebody start a ” Dead Pool” I want in.

I am taking Al Davis and I hope I win.

Al Davis is an execrable retched old man. He is a detestable creep.

His latest  claim to fame was to fire Lane Kiffen his coach. This is his 6th coach in like 7 years. First he tried to get him to quit so he would not have to fire him. Then he goes on national TV and reads a letter and fabricates lies about this guy.

he did nothing but make him self the biggest laughing stock in America. I do not even feel sorry for him. I feel sorry for his team and their fans. this degenerate Elvis/Darth Vader wannabe has been ruining the Raider franchise for more than a decade.I do not even like the raider, but I do feel bad for them.

For Gods Sake Al please shrivel up and die you piece of shit.

PESSIMISM

Noun

pessimism

  1. A general belief that bad things will happen

Today I stand corrected. The one thing about being a pessimist, is that you are never wrong,( kinda like being a woman I guess) but if you are, good things happen.

If you are an optimist, you are too often wrong and always dissapointed.

Well I sure was wrong with my prediction of the Pats. 4-12 lose to the J-E-T-S 35-9.

The Pats sucked it up and grew a couple, They showed some great heart and played their asses off. The defense and the kicking game was awesome. and once that P.O.S. Maroney got hurt, we brought in the real running game, and they were terrific.

#1 star goes to Gostkowski

#2 goes to Hobbs- go figure, he played up, man to man on the receivers and was actually very good.

#3 Seymour, good to have 93 back

#4 A D Adalius. he was good, but that one sack was a highlight.

#5 The runners. good job

#6 The coach- he coached em up and inspired them.

#7 Matt Cassell -he did not fuck up. He was Ok and that is all we need when the “D” plays like that. We had the ball on the Jets side of the field 4 or 5 times. Brady would have put up 50. But I will take this effort from cassell. I feel good, that it is the system, and if Matt gets hurt, I do not think we will miss a beat with Kevin OConnell at QB or Kevin Faulk, or whoever is the stop gap.

It might not be like this every week, but it should be a walkover next week for sure.

On the downside, I am wondering about Moss? Does he look the same to you? Does he look to be going through the motions? Why does he catch the ball and go into a slide like a QB?

Good to see that creep mangina lose.

Good to see farve lose. He should have gone out on top. He does not look right in Green.

Overall great day for the patsies. I always say, the team that wants it more, always wins. They showed some real heart.

Monty

Patriots tickets for sale

THE SEASON IS OVER:

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I had the Pats for 9-7 till Brady went down, but now they will be lucky to win 4 games.

We are now looking at where we will be in the draft order.

Strap on your seatbelt and put your helmet on, This is going to be an UGLY ride.

Name me the 6 worst teams in the league last year? What do they ALL have in common?    A bad QB. We are now one of those bottom feeders. We have a bad QB and anyone they bring in, will be bad.

Jets 35 Pats 9

repeat after me ” it is over” for 08.

Sad to say. As I sat in the luxury box yesterday watching Brady hobble off the field, I was not throwing up as expected, I had been resigned to the fall of the dynasty. This just hastened it a bit.

Brady was a ONE MAN team. We have some of the most mediocre talent in the league and almost no depth. It is a recipe for disaster.

Do you want a wrap up of game one????

Sure. They pulled out a win at home in the last second to the worst team in the NFL. Do you know why KC is in the NFL? I will tell you, because there is no farm system and all the players are out of college eligibility. 15 of their 48 players are rookies, and the other bunch sucks besides LJ and Gonzalez

Too bad, it is a sad day for all pats fans. We will know two things in the next 3 weeks. One how good is belichek, and can this team get its heart back.

Stay tuned.

“A” is for abscense of HEART

If P is for Puke, A is for abscense of heart.

You might guess if the PATS keep stinking the place out, that the “TS” will stand for THEY SUCK!!

No long rant today, I just want to point out a few things as the dynasty crumbles.

You need three ingrediants to win football games:

1) a great coach

2) a great quarterback

3) Heart

The Pats have a great coach, they have a great quarterback, what they now lack might be the most important ingrediant Heart. they lost it.

If you are a football player, you have to line up on your side of the ball and kick the snot out of the  guy on the other side. You have to want it more than the other guy. It is intimidating, and this is how the Pats have won most of their games.

Contrary to popular belief, they do not nearly have the talent of  50% of the teams in the NFL. They merely had more heart (and a good QB and coach) .

Where did the heart go? I do not know, but it is natural I guess that after all that winning, comes complacancy.

Did you ever want something so bad, that you worked your ass off to get it? and when you got it it was great, but you were not willing to put that same spirit into doing it again?

Ever save for a vacation, and when you got there, it was evreything you wanted and expected? You had a great time, but the next time, it just wasnt worth the effort to save the money, or it just wasn’t the same.

This is what has happened to the pats.

The Vets have experienced it and do not have the heart to do what it takes to get there again, and the kids and scrapheap vets  are a little sick of the stories about the glory years.

It is hard to watch a team lose their heart…………….

Matt Cassel has proven nothing and needs to go fishing. He can come back when someone gets hurt, He will not be picked up by anyone, unless Whitman/Hanson high school needs a QB.

Lawrence maroney needs to hit a hole.

The Defense needs to blitz more.

The Offensive line needs to stop thinking about fishing and hunting and hit somebody.

Brady needs to come back.

Harrison and Bruschi need to stop playing pig pile and make the first hit. Watch the replays. someone makes a tackle and these two 11 year olds jump on the pile.

I will have weekly prognastications, so if you have a bookie, call him, by the end of the season, you can retire.

Monty

Olympics

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It has been four days now, and i am already bored to tears. Like the winter Olympics and their endless torturous hours of figure skating, now we get another made for woman marathon of gymnastics.

Who gives a shit about these little robots that have been weened since birth to bend like licorice, and to twist like chubby checker. Why do the Chinese look like starved dwarfs, and the USA chicks look like they have been on roids for years. Check the thighs on these pre teens. They have schnecks too. There is someting wong with their manufactured bodies.

I turned it on the other night, and I got beach volleyball with cheerleaders in bikinis. Come on now. That is just bullshit.

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There are other stupid sports that are ruining the integrity of the olympics. I am all set with:

archery

Badmitton ( last night they said they will go through 725 cases of cocks) As Joe said to me this morning, ” that’s a lot of cocks”

canoing

handball

softball

ping pong

One last thing that is a joke and a bore is the Basketball. we send over a pile of multi millionaires to play Angola and tansinia. My guess is that maybe we will win. What do you think. Do the players get to bring their posse’s?? Do they have good prices on Bling over there in China. They can load up on MR “T” jewelry.

What I do like about the olympics, is the old school stuff. I like:

Boxing

running ( lots of running. The other countries actually have white people competing against the black guys and girls. That is just stupid). How do those 100 yard dash guys run in those Lycra suits with that giant package bobbin around in front. that would be like a gymnast twisting around with double DD’S. If they have a photo finish, their prick will pass the line 1 second before they do.

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swimming ( not synchronized either) That Phelps guy is a freak. He is awesome. Have you seen the underwater camera views on him? He is like a freakin fish. I would like to see him rack up the medals.

Well enjoy the endless show while it lasts. It is just one big money making event, for the countries, the television people and the millions of others who are associated with the sports. Take it for what it is. It is anything but an amateur event with people playing for pride and prowess.

Monty

sick and tired of Brett Farve

Are you like me and sick and tired of Brett Farve.

He quit, he retired, he moved along, he started a new life.

What the hell does he want to come back for? he was one of the most over rated players in the history of the game.

Sure he has records. that is what longevity will do to you, but he stayed too long.

he has been done for 5 years. Last year he sold his sole to the devil much like Joe in ” the damn Yankees” he was givin one year of fame back. he even screwed that up and threw an interception to lose to the Giants.

No way the Pats would have lost to him and the Packers, So he really did screw up.

He has more interceptions than anybody that has ever played the game.

He is a choker under pressure.

He is a southern redneck moron, that thinks he can rifle passes into coverage. He is too stupid to know it is over. The only one that is stupider is the team that picks him up and fails. Shame on them.

The only more over rated passer in the history of the NFL was Drew Bledsoe. At least after he was replaced by 4 nobody QB’s that all did better, he gave it up

Brett farve is a dolt, and I am sick of his shenanigans and the endless coverage of his every move.

One last thing… What is wrong with his mouth? it is too small, and it is straight. check it out, it does not look like a normal mouth.

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Bye Bye manny

Good bye and good ridence!

Manny is a child and a jerk. If the sox finish last, it will not bother me, as long as that piece of shit is out of town.

$20,000,000 over 8 years. Do you know how much money that is? And he was unhappy and looking for more money.

Fuck you Manny you suck. Take your sorry ass act to the west coast. That is not far enough away.

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