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		<title>Super Bowl Squares</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Jan 2012 20:14:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Click on the link below, to see your squares in a .pdf &#160; CHECK YOUR NUMBERS HERE &#160; IF YOU WANT TO SEE THE DRAWING LIVE CHECK OUT THE YOUTUBE &#160; GO PATRIOTS &#160; &#160; !st Quarter 0 – hit 31 times, or 44 % 7 – 18 , 26% 3 – 15, 21% 4 [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Click on the link below, to see your squares in a .pdf</p>
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<p><a href="http://www.themontyminute.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/CHECK-YOUR-NUMBERS-HERE.pdf">CHECK YOUR NUMBERS HERE</a></p>
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<p>IF YOU WANT TO SEE THE DRAWING LIVE CHECK OUT THE YOUTUBE<br />
<iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/9z39ROmw9t0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe></p>
<p>&nbsp;<br />
GO PATRIOTS</p>
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<p>!st Quarter<br />
0 – hit 31 times, or 44 %<br />
7 – 18 , 26%<br />
3 – 15, 21%<br />
4 – 5, 7%<br />
6 – 1, 1%<br />
1,2,5,8, and 9 have never appeared.</p>
<p>2nd Quarter<br />
0 – 23, 33%<br />
3 – 13, 19%<br />
7 – 11, 16%<br />
6 – 7, 10%<br />
4 – 6,9%<br />
8 – 3, 4%<br />
1,2, and 9 have hit twice, or 3%<br />
5 – 1, 1%</p>
<p>3rd Quarter<br />
0 – 15, 21%<br />
7 – 15, 21%<br />
3 – 9, 13%<br />
6 – 8, 11%<br />
4 – 6, 9%<br />
1 – 5, 7%<br />
9 – 4, 6%<br />
5, 8 have hit 3 times, or 4%<br />
2 hit twice, or 3%</p>
<p>4th Quarter<br />
7 – 14, 20%<br />
0 – 10, 14%<br />
6 – 10, 14%<br />
4 – 9, 13%<br />
1,3,9 hit 6 times, or 9%<br />
5 – 4, 6%<br />
2 – 3, 5%<br />
8 – 2, 4%</p>
<p>so, you really want to get 0-0 or 7-3 or 0-7 . if you get like 2-1 or 2-2 0r 5-4  just hang yourself you are toast.</p>
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		<title>New York is America&#8217;s Rudest City</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Jan 2012 13:37:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>monty</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The votes are in, and to nobody&#8217;s surprise, New York is America&#8217;s rudest city. What is a surprise is that they consider it America at all. It is pretty tough to find an American in the city. Next to Miami, New York is the city that I find most foreign. Seems like everybody you meet [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The votes are in, and to nobody&#8217;s surprise, New York is America&#8217;s rudest city.</p>
<p>What is a surprise is that they consider it America at all. It is pretty tough to find an American in the city. Next to Miami, New York is the city that I find most foreign.</p>
<p>Seems like everybody you meet in the big apple is either a tourist, or from some other country. Take a cab, talk to a waiter, try to communicate with anybody at the hotel who is not at the front desk. Walk into a kitchen, or just stand in the middle of times square with a badge and yell immigration. The only thing left standing will be a few tourists from Nebraska, and some flashing lights.</p>
<p>My mom is from New York, and she always says that it has the nicest people any where. Sorry mom, you moved out 60 years ago, things have changed.</p>
<p>Travel &amp; Leisure has named New York the rudest City in America AGAIN.</p>
<p>You want further proof, just go to the super Bowl in Indianapolis, and listen to the shenanigans of these hooligans. They travel rude too.</p>
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<p>Go Patriots!</p>
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<p><a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/travel-leisure/americas-rudest-cities-ph_b_1224063.html?ref=travel&amp;icid=maing-grid7|main5|dl4|sec1_lnk3%26pLid%3D129595">Travel &amp; Leisure poll</a></p>
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		<title>Billy Cundiff</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Jan 2012 16:05:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Billy Cundiff Day in Boston</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Jan 2012 15:39:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The celebration and parade start tomorrow at City hall for Billy Cundiff, at noon. Mayor Mennino said that he thinks the estimate of Loyal Patriots fans should be in the thousands. The Parade will start at city hall. Billy will be alone on a duck boat. The duck boat will go left on School Street, [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The celebration and parade start tomorrow at City hall for Billy Cundiff, at <a href="http://www.themontyminute.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/choke.bmp"><img class="alignright size-full wp-image-4699" title="choke" src="http://www.themontyminute.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/choke.bmp" alt="Billy Cundiff Day" /></a>noon.</p>
<p>Mayor Mennino said that he thinks the estimate of Loyal Patriots fans should be in the thousands.</p>
<p>The Parade will start at city hall. Billy will be alone on a duck boat. The duck boat will go left on School Street, then left on Washington, then left on State Street ending back at City Hall. It will be an endless series of Left Turns.</p>
<p>Join the many fans of the patriots and Billy Cundiff, for what should be a great celebration.</p>
<p>I still cannot believe that kick, That thing ( shank) was left of Ted Kennedy.</p>
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		<title>M H K and the Patriots</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Jan 2012 14:47:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[MHK stands for Myra H Kraft, the wife of owner Bob Kraft who passed away just before the 2011 season opened. MHK can be the only explanation for how this team is winning. They have the worst secondary in the history of the NFL. The Patriots between poor drafting, cutting veterans, and injuries, have nothing [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>MHK stands for Myra H Kraft, the wife of owner Bob Kraft who passed away just before the 2011 season opened.</p>
<p>MHK can be the only explanation for how this team is winning.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.themontyminute.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/mhk.jpg"><img class="alignleft size-full wp-image-4705" title="mhk" src="http://www.themontyminute.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/mhk.bmp" alt="mhk  patriots" /></a></p>
<p>They have the worst secondary in the history of the NFL. The Patriots between poor drafting, cutting veterans, and injuries, have nothing back there. A bunch of underperforming draft picks, street free agents, and converted special teams players and wide receivers.</p>
<p>Manning should feast on this secondary. That is not even in question, the only question is whether Brady can come out of his coma and act like the best QB in the history of the game.</p>
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<p>The Pats go as Brady goes. That gift wrapped game from the Ravens is the first time I have ever seen the Pats win a game in which Brady was awful.</p>
<p>Missed passes, bad reads, 4 interceptions, happy feet. I swear I was watching the reincarnation of Drew Bledsoe out there.</p>
<p>It is so strange, my team is going to the Super Bowl, and I have this empty feeling in my gut.</p>
<p>I think our only chance is devine intervention from MHK herself.</p>
<p>Thank you MHK for pushing Billy Cundiff&#8217;s kick (shank) to the left.</p>
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<p><span style="color: #ff0000;"><strong>M</strong></span>y God, Please tell me they are not as bad as they look?</p>
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<p><span style="color: #ff0000;"><strong>H</strong></span>oly shit we are in trouble if they are.</p>
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<p><span style="color: #ff0000;"><strong>K</strong></span>rap, I think those DB&#8217;s really are that bad.</p>
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<p>Good Luck Pats, you need it. Please Myra, look over this collection of flotsam and Jepson.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.themontyminute.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/1313772062_bb0594New-England-Patriots-MHK-Patch.jpg"><img class="alignright size-medium wp-image-4695" title="1313772062_bb0594New England Patriots Tom Brady Jersey With MHK Patch Blue 12" src="http://www.themontyminute.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/1313772062_bb0594New-England-Patriots-Tom-Brady-Jersey-With-MHK-Patch-Blue-12-300x224.jpg" alt="M H K logo" width="300" height="224" /></a></p>
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		<title>South Shore Radio</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Jan 2012 14:32:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Internet radio is taking off like wildfire. No commercials! &#160; Listen to what you want to listen to, uninterrupted and uncensored. The best live music south of Boston is on South Shore Radio. &#160; Tune in by visiting the website  @   www.southshoreradio.com just click on the link. Listen Now, and enjoy. &#160;]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>Internet radio</strong> is taking off like wildfire.<a href="http://www.themontyminute.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/internet-radio.jpg"><img class="alignright size-medium wp-image-4692" title="internet-radio" src="http://www.themontyminute.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/internet-radio-300x300.jpg" alt="south shore radio" width="144" height="144" /></a></p>
<p>No commercials!</p>
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<p>Listen to what you want to listen to, uninterrupted and uncensored.</p>
<p>The best live music south of Boston is on <strong>South Shore Radio.</strong></p>
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<p>Tune in by visiting the website  @  <a href="http://www.southshoreradio.com"> www.southshoreradio.com</a> just click on the link. Listen Now, and enjoy.</p>
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		<title>Brandon Spikes on the Patriots chances</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Jan 2012 19:13:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>monty</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#160; &#160; &#160; &#160; &#160; &#160; &#160; &#160; &#160; When you google Brandon Spikes, Patriots, you can get some weird pics. &#160; How will the Pats do against the Ravens? &#160; First of all, they are brash loudmouths. They better come ready to back up their trash talk. The Pats will be ready to put [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.themontyminute.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/pats_spikes.jpg"><img class="alignleft size-full wp-image-4688" title="pats_spikes" src="http://www.themontyminute.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/pats_spikes.jpg" alt="" width="320" height="240" /></a></p>
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<p>When you google Brandon Spikes, Patriots, you can get some weird pics.</p>
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<p>How will the Pats do against the Ravens?</p>
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<p>First of all, they are brash loudmouths. They better come ready to back up their trash talk. The Pats will be ready to put 40+ on them.</p>
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<p>Keys to Game:</p>
<ol>
<li>Brady must stay clean and have no turnovers</li>
<li>they need to throw the ball to whoever the murderer Ray lewis is covering</li>
<li>Hope that Ed Reed is hurt</li>
<li>pressure Flacco constantly</li>
<li>run Ridley early</li>
<li>connect with the wideouts on the sideline passes</li>
<li>tackle with a vengeance, make it hurt.</li>
<li>Have the crowd into the game. Red seat people are the worst fans ever!!</li>
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<p>I think in this game, the most valuable player will be the kicker Goskowski. He is almost never called on to put the game away like vinitari did, but I think this is his game to shine. The Ravens are a great team in the red zone.</p>
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<p>Good luck Pats</p>
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<p>Pats 30-ravens 24</p>
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		<title>Charlie daniels picks the Patriots in the playoffs</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Jan 2012 19:55:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[From Brendon Donry &#8220;I guess you didn&#8217;t know it, but I&#8217;m a Quarterback too. &#8220;And if you&#8217;d care to take a dare, I&#8217;ll make a bet with you. &#8220;Now you play a pretty good football Tom, but give the savior his due: &#8220;I bet my soul against your D, &#8216;cus I think we&#8217;re better than [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>From Brendon Donry</p>
<p>&#8220;I guess you didn&#8217;t know it, but I&#8217;m a Quarterback too.<br />
&#8220;And if you&#8217;d care to take a dare, I&#8217;ll make a bet with you.<br />
&#8220;Now you play a pretty good football Tom, but give the savior his due:<br />
&#8220;I bet my soul against your D, &#8216;cus I think we&#8217;re better than you.&#8221;</p>
<p>The boy said: &#8220;My name&#8217;s Tommy and it might be a sin,<br />
But I&#8217;ll take your bet, your gonna regret, &#8216;cos I&#8217;m the best that&#8217;s ever been.&#8221;</p>
<p>Tommy you warm up your throwin arm, and throw that pigskin hard<br />
&#8216;Cos the Rapture broke loose in Foxboro, and the savior&#8217;s in the yard.<br />
And if you win you get to play in the AFC Championship game<br />
But if you lose, we&#8217;ll never forget his name.</p>
<p>Tebow opened up offense, and said: &#8220;I&#8217;ll start this show.&#8221;<br />
And the ball flew from his fingertips as our secondary froze.<br />
And he ran the ball across the field, and made our defense miss<br />
Then a choir of angels joined in and it sounded something like this&#8230;..</p>
<p>When Tebow finished, Tommy said: &#8220;Well you&#8217;re pretty good ol&#8217; son.<br />
&#8220;But sit down on that bench, right there, and let me show you how its done.&#8221;</p>
<p>Law firm in the backfield, run boys, run.<br />
Gronk across midfield, blocking out the sun.<br />
Welker in the middle, pickin&#8217; up ten.<br />
&#8220;Look out boys, they&#8217;re goin in again !&#8221;</p>
<p>Tebow bowed his head because that what he does best.<br />
Tommy&#8217;s in the record books, history will tell the rest<br />
Tommy said: &#8220;Tim, just come on back if you ever want to try again.<br />
&#8220;I done told you once, you son God, I&#8217;m the best that&#8217;s ever been.&#8221;</p>
<p>Riddley in the backfield, run boys, run.<br />
Hernandez across midfield, blocking out the sun.<br />
Branch going deep, across the big Two O<br />
&#8220;Didn&#8217;t even use Ocho Cinco&#8221;</p>
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		<title>Marchand gets 5 game suspension</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Jan 2012 19:29:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[They are clearly picking on him. What is the difference between what he did and what Raymond did?]]></description>
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		<title>Tim Tebow is a Jerk</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Jan 2012 18:09:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Patriots Playoff Preview</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Jan 2012 18:04:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A month ago, or a week ago, I would have said one and done. They would make the playoffs and lose their fourth straight playoff game. Then: Bronco&#8217;s 29  Pittsburgh 23 Problem solved. The Pats can beat the Bronco&#8217;s Tebow might have Jesus, but he still has a bad arm. If we keep containment on [...]]]></description>
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<p>Bronco&#8217;s 29  Pittsburgh 23</p>
<p>Problem solved. The Pats can beat the Bronco&#8217;s Tebow might have Jesus, but he still has a bad arm. If we keep containment on the outside, and we can do a reasonable job stopping the run, I think we can keep them to under 30 points.</p>
<p>In other words, I think we can outscore them at home. They did not even have a winning record.</p>
<p>As a matter of fact no one scares me in the AFC, They are all flawed and the QB situation is ridiculous with Flacco, Tebow and TJ Yates.</p>
<p>This should be a breeze to the Super Bowl.</p>
<p>However, the problem could arise, where we do not outscore the other team.</p>
<p>The only way the Pats lose, is the only way they ever lose. If Brady throws more than one pick and or combination of int&#8217;s and fumbles we lose.  Check it out. We only lose when Brady coughs it up.</p>
<p>If I were defending the Pats, I would rush everybody all the time. You need to blitz up the middle and hurry Brady. If you fail at that, he will destroy you.</p>
<p>I am encouraged by the way the Pats have come out looking hungry. The team that wins, is always the team that wants it more.</p>
<p>I also think that the Pats are getting rested and healthy at the right time. Evidenced by the game that Chung and Spikes had against Buffy.</p>
<p>If the Pats come out clicking on all 8 cylinders, they just have to sit back and wait for Flacco and the Ravens to come in.</p>
<p>If they lose to Tebow and Jesus himself, they should be ashamed of themselves and take all the criticism that they can get.</p>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Jan 2012 15:15:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES: 1. AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES BY GETTING SOMEONE ELSE TO HOLD THE VEGETABLES WHILE YOU CHOP. 2. AVOID ARGUMENTS WITH THE FEMALES ABOUT LIFTING THE TOILET SEAT BY USING THE SINK. 3. FOR HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE SUFFERERS ~ SIMPLY CUT YOURSELF AND BLEED FOR A FEW MINUTES, THUS REDUCING [...]]]></description>
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<div><strong><span style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: medium;">AMAZINGLY              SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES:</span></strong><span style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: medium;"></p>
<p>1.              AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES BY GETTING SOMEONE              ELSE TO HOLD THE VEGETABLES WHILE YOU CHOP.</p>
<p>2. AVOID              ARGUMENTS WITH THE FEMALES ABOUT LIFTING THE TOILET SEAT BY USING              THE SINK.</p>
<p>3. FOR HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE SUFFERERS ~ SIMPLY CUT              YOURSELF AND BLEED FOR A FEW MINUTES, THUS REDUCING THE PRESSURE ON              YOUR VEINS. REMEMBER TO USE A TIMER.</p>
<p>4. A MOUSE TRAP PLACED              ON TOP OF YOUR ALARM CLOCK WILL PREVENT YOU FROM ROLLING OVER AND              GOING BACK TO SLEEP AFTER YOU HIT THE SNOOZE BUTTON.</p>
<p>5. IF              YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE DOSE OF LAXATIVES. THEN YOU&#8217;LL BE              AFRAID TO COUGH.</p>
<p>6. YOU ONLY NEED TWO TOOLS IN LIFE &#8211; WD-40              AND DUCT TAPE. IF IT DOESN&#8217;T MOVE AND SHOULD, USE THE WD-40. IF IT              SHOULDN&#8217;T MOVE AND DOES, USE THE DUCT TAPE.</p>
<p>7. IF YOU CAN&#8217;T              FIX IT WITH A HAMMER, YOU&#8217;VE GOT AN ELECTRICAL              PROBLEM.</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: medium;"></p>
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<p>SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES &#8211; NOT REALLY GOOD FOR              ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING </span><span style="font-family: Tahoma;"> </span><span style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: medium;">A SMILE              TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE              STAIRS</span></div>
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		<title>Sahagians Jewelers Norwell Ma &#8211; Review</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Jan 2012 16:19:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[BEWARE !!!!!! &#160; &#160; In my opinion These are not good people and they are disingenuous. My family bought many thousands of dollars worth of jewelry here. I sent countless guys there looking to buy jewelry for their wives. The last thing I bought there fell apart right after I gave it to my wife. [...]]]></description>
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<p>In my opinion These are not good people and they are disingenuous. My family bought many thousands of dollars worth of jewelry here. I sent countless guys there looking to buy jewelry for their wives.</p>
<p>The last thing I bought there fell apart right after I gave it to my wife.</p>
<p><strong>The worst thing was:</strong></p>
<p>My daughter bought her wedding rings and engagement rings here, and the marriage quickly went bad. She was promised that it was an unbelievable great deal. The price was over $5000.</p>
<p>After the marriage went bad, she tried to resell the ring to Sahagian&#8217;s. They dismissed her and said they would only give her 50 cents on the dollar.</p>
<p>The price of gold has skyrocketed since the sale. These people could have stood behind their customer, but they chose not to.</p>
<p>In my opinion, they are snaky conniving and unreputable.</p>
<p>DO NOT SHOP HERE, GO ANY PLACE ELSE FOR YOUR JEWELRY.</p>
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<p>My apologies to anybody I sent there.</p>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Dec 2011 16:52:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Dec 2011 20:14:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Dec 2011 20:55:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Dec 2011 19:45:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[APHORISM: A SHORT, POINTED SENTENCE THAT EXPRESSES A WISE OR CLEVER OBSERVATION OR A GENERAL TRUTH 1. The nicest thing about the future is that it always starts tomorrow. 2. Money will buy a fine dog, but only kindness will make him wag his tail. 3. If you don&#8217;t have a sense of humor, you [...]]]></description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Dec 2011 19:31:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#160; A man was walking down the street when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner. The  man took out his wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked, &#8220;If I give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead [...]]]></description>
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</strong><strong>&#8220;Will you  use it to go fishing instead of buying food?&#8221; the man asked.</p>
<p>&#8220;No, I don&#8217;t  waste time fishing,&#8221; the homeless man said. &#8220;I need to spend all my time</p>
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<p>&#8220;Will you spend this on greens&#8217; fees at a golf course instead  of food?&#8221;</p>
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<p>&#8220;Are you  NUTS!&#8221; replied the homeless man. &#8220;I haven&#8217;t played golf in 20  years!&#8221;</strong></div>
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</strong><strong>&#8220;Will you  spend the money on a woman in the red light district instead</p>
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<p>&#8220;What disease would I  get for ten lousy bucks?&#8221; exclaimed the homeless man.</strong></div>
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</strong><strong>&#8220;Well,&#8221;  said the man, &#8220;I&#8217;m not going to give you the money. Instead, I&#8217;m going</p>
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</strong><strong>The  homeless man was astounded. &#8220;Won&#8217;t your wife be furious with you for</p>
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